Last year, we had a Tondo Themed Party. This time, we celebrated DJ‘s birthday without screaming. “Bawal mag-ingay dahil kapitbahay nila ang may ari ng building. Baka magalit.” Boorinnnggg!!!
I’ve decided to be consistent with the theme; hence I did this…
Happy 23rd Deej!
“Malaki na talaga ng katawan mo,” Jade noticed.
“Inaaway pa nga ako ni X eh. Malaki pa raw kasi ang tyan ko.”
“Oo nga. Dun ka na lang mag-pokus.”
“Ang plano ko kasi, palalakihin ko lahat: Legs, Biceps, Chest. Para lumiit ang tingin sa tyan,” I told him my plan.
He laughed and said, “Magandang plano rin ‘yan.”
Chona, my former colleague in BDO, was about to watch the mushy Brothers & Sisters TV Series alone when her husband, Pau, asked, “Ano nanaman ‘yan?”
She answered, “Basta! Maganda ‘yan!”
After a few minutes of indulging herself on the show, it halted. Chona noticed that Pau paused the player.
“Bakit!?” she asked her husband.
“Iihi lang ako. Teka lang,” Pau replied.
Inside the theater, Marish held their french fries while Jade held their nachos.
When Marish noticed that the fries didn’t taste good, she complained, “Yuck! Luma na ata ‘to.”
Jade, being the loving husband that he is, offered, “Gusto mo palit tayo?”
“Bakit?” Marish answered, “Sa’yo lang ba ‘yan!?” smiling.
Ronald and I laughed and screamed, “Conjugal ‘yan!”
If I have to name this sculpture, my masterpiece, I’d name it: Idle Moment in the Office.
Jade told me the most shocking news about his 4-year stay in Dubai: He has never been to a movie theater!
That was until yesterday when we dragged him to see The Clash of the Titans.
“Hinintay n’ya ako,” claimed Marish, Jade’s wife, who arrived in Dubai just 3 weeks ago.
Inside the theater, with all the nachos, fries and softdrinks, I overheard Jade saying, “Ano ba ‘yan! Walang patungan!”
“Matagal ka na nga ‘di nakakapunta sa sinehan. Wala talagang patungan dito,” I teased.
Marish and Ronald laughed so I added, “Mamaya nga pala madilim.”
“Alam ko naman ‘yun!”
Top 10 funniest of the past 100 posts.
10. Z30
09. Tuason / Tuazon
08. Bass Overload
07. Nanay’s April
06. Akap at Indayog
05. Square Canteen Incident
04. OFW Discount
03. Immigrant Mom
02. Future American Citizen
01. Facebook Kulitan
“Orlee, AED 1,200 lang oh! May Blackberry unit na,” Zinnia screamed searching online.
“Gusto mo hati tayo? Sa office lang naman natin gagamitin ‘yan eh. Fb-fb saka Twitter lang naman. Tig-600 lang tayo. Ako sa umaga, ikaw sa hapon,” I answered.
“Nag-OFW pa tayo kung mag-hahati lang tayo sa Blackberry.”
Bing was in the Philippines when I posted this blogpost on her facebook wall.
After she returned to her RAK flat, she noticed that her flatmates were ignoring her up to the point of being rude. Snobbing her everytime.
She received a call from her friends, “Bing, bin-log ka ni Orlee ah.”
“San mo nakita?” she asked.
“Nasa facebook wall mo.”
“Naku!” she screamed, “Friends ko kaya sa facebook ang mga flatmate ko!”
Kaya pala ‘di nila ako pinapansin.
Funny Side Up 