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Tagalog for Pressure

Since Z and I didn’t know the Filipino word for pressure, we have decided to use the term pinapalambot na baka in case we need to translate our discussion (as a reference to the pressure cooker):

“Kamusta si Kuya?”

“Ayun! Pinapalambot na baka s’ya kay Mommy kaya kabado sa trabaho.”

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Posted by on January 28, 2011 in Work Anecdotes

 

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My Bookstore is Confused

I received this text message from Magrudy’s last week:

“Magrudy’s 35th Birthday Celebration Continues: 35% off everything @ Deira City Centre & Dubai Mall. Starts Jan 20 for a limited period only. ”

I immediately told all of my blackberry buddies, “Guys, punta tayo?”
Pat and Tin shopped some Murakamis and a coffee book table.
I contemplated whether to buy 2 or 4 books but since I’m a slow reader lately, I’ve decided to just buy one Nick Hornby and one Mitch Albom.

This week, I’ve received a new message from Magrudy’s:

“Magrudy’s 50% off everything plus special prices starting at AED 2. From Jan 28 at Deira City Centre & Dubai Mall for a limited period.”

I cursed after reading this and forwarded to Patrick. His only reply was a simple, “Kainis!”
I immediately posted something on the Magrudy’s Fan Page.

My only consolation to myself is that I only bought 2 instead of 4 books. Grrrr…

 
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Posted by on January 28, 2011 in Bookworm, Dubai Friends

 

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Summer Wish

I always read a book during my daily commute to the office. As I miss an early sun and I rarely went out during lunchtime, I had uttered, “Sana summer na para naman ‘di na masyado maaga mag-dilim.”
Shee screamed, “Huwag muna! Please! Ayoko ng mainit!”
I looked at her and told her, “Bakit sa akin ka nagagalit? Bibilis ba ang summer pag lagi kong wi-nish?”

Update: Sandstorm (signifies the end of winter) as captured by Jake, just now: I guess I’ll get my wish real soon.

 
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Posted by on January 28, 2011 in Desert Tales

 

Beautiful Planner

One of my colleagues saw my Starbucks Planner, “Wow! This is really pretty!”
“Nice, right?”  I answered, “This showcases the best Starbucks branches in the Philippines… and my place is near…<flipping thru the pages> this volcano. The smallest volcano in the world.”
“Wow! Smallest volcano?”
“Yes.”
“This is a really beautiful planner,” she can’t hide her admiration. She then flipped thru the pages and saw this:

 

“Orlee! Don’t destroy this beautiful planner with your ugly handwriting.”

 
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Posted by on January 26, 2011 in Work Anecdotes

 

Marathon Pamahiin

“Si Julius nag-shopping ng complete outfit nung gabi bago mag-marathon,”  Atong told us, “Sapatos, shorts, t-shirt…”
“Masama kaya ‘yun,” I answered.
“Oo nga masama ‘yun,” Ronald seconded.
“Bakit?” Atong wondered, “Pamahiin?”
Ronald answered, “Oo! Pamahiin,” and laughed.
“Hindi!” I answered, “Masama lang tumakbo na bago ang sapatos. Dapat sapatos na nagamit mo na, para nakaporma na sa paa… PAMAHIIN! Hehe.”

Ang di naniniwala sa pamahiin: Mawawala ang leeg kapag nagsuot ng bagong outfit before the marathon.

 
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Posted by on January 25, 2011 in Dubai Friends, Health Buff

 

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Asian Kyrgyz

Ronald posted this on his wall…

He was furiously mad. Seriously.

Here’s the backstory…

Earlier that day, one client presented a passport to him, the client is from the Republic of Kyrgyz.
“What country is that?” Asked Ronald.
The client smiled and asked, “You don’t know geography?”
Ronald quite offended, answered, “I’m sorry but I only know Asia.”
The client laughed and left.

After looking at the map, Ronald realized that Kyrgyz is in Asia – a former USSR. Poor Ronald.

 
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Posted by on January 22, 2011 in Dubai Friends

 

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GNR vs Marathon

Pat, ‘di ka pa pala bayad sa inabono ko sa Marathon registration mo. 55 Dirhams ‘yun,” I reminded Pat.
“Ay oo nga pala! Di ka rin pala bayad sa Guns N’ Roses! 75 Dirhams ‘yun,” he answered.
“Sige ok na tayo. Di na kita sisingilin sa marathon.”

 
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Posted by on January 22, 2011 in Dubai Friends, Health Buff