Monthly Archives: July 2015

Butchoy Dilat

Nanay told one story last night.

Screen Shot 2015-07-26 at 6.22.48 PM“Yang si Butchoy eh sobrang dilat nyan nung araw. Dati eh nagtae yan ng isang araw. Dinala ko sa ospital eh ang sabi ng Doktor eh alalang-alala! Sabi ng doktor eh, ‘NAY! ILANG ARAW NA HO YANG NAGTATAE? BAKIT NGAYON NYO LANG DINALA?’ Dok isang araw lang. Madilat lang talaga.”



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Posted by on July 26, 2015 in It's All Relative



Flying Monster

Ate Richie looked up with freight while my cousin was speaking to her on this bench located at the dark side of our backyard with lots of trees around. 

My cousin wondered but she continued talking. 

Ate Richie then ran a full sprint.

Cousin followed suit without even checking what it was screaming, “Ate Richie!!! Ano yun?!?!?!!” She wondered. A banshee? A kapre? A tiktik?


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Posted by on July 19, 2015 in Uncategorized


Funny Design Error

Mitch showed this to Yvette, Atong and me. 

“Parang tanga yung gumawa.”

“At least hindi kita yung mukha,” I answered. 

We all laughed at it. 

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Posted by on July 11, 2015 in Uncategorized


Team Pari vs Team Tren

During one dinner with our Dubai friends (Rigga Babies), Marclee unfortunately fell and wounded his knee.

We all tried to scare him and told him, “Hala ka may lalabas na…”
Then at the same time, some screamed, “Pari,” while others screamed “Tren.”

“Pari? Pano lalabas ang pari sa sugat?”
“Tren ang sa inyo? Pano yun? Magkakariles pa sa sugat para lang makalabas ang tren?”
“Walang logic ang pari… Isang buong tao lalabas sa sugat ng bata?”
“Oo nga naman kasi logical na lumabas ang tren kesa sa pari.”


“Hala ka! May lalabas na tren sa sugat mo.” – Team Tren

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Posted by on July 5, 2015 in Dubai Friends