Ft. Worth Steak

Ft. Worth Steak

These are the words written in Texas Road House Restaurant menu.
Atong wanted to order this so he asked, “Featuring ba yan? Featuring Worth Steak.”
“FORT! Fort Worth – lugar yun sa Texas. Hala ka.”

 

David’s Titanium

After listening to Titanium, Rollie asked, “Nasan si David Guetta dun?” He knew the artist behind the song.
“DJ sya, Rollie. Hindi sya singer,” I answered.
“Sino yung David na singer?”
“ARCHULETA yun!”

 

Fujairah Fun – Bloopers

Here’s the blooper videos on that trip!

 

Fujairah Fun: Cold Waters

Ronald was ahead of the other guys. The Fujairah water was really cold so all of us were screaming as we jumped in, “Arrggh!!! Ang lameeggg!”
Ronald already felt this and has already submerged his whole body so he already has adjusted.
We were really noisy, so when a British guy approached Ronald in the deeper waters, the guy asked him, “Your friends are cold?”
Ronald, feeling a little coldness, “Yes. They are cold. I don’t feel cold.”

 

Blotter

Nanay shared a recent burglary at home, “Nanakawan tayo! Ng kalan na nasa box pang-regalo ko sana sa kasal.”
“Yun lang ho kinuha? I asked.
“Oo. Pina-blotter ko na.”
“Nay, ano ho ibig sabihin kapag napa-blotter nyo na?” I asked Nanay.
“Ibig sabihin, pwede na nating barilin ang susunod na umakyat sa bahay natin.”

Parang hindi ganun yun.

 

Lance, Ronald and Oprah

Atong shared to Ronald and me the news about a certain revelation, “Umamin na si Lance Armstrong na nag-drugs sya.”
And the topic continued about the cancer survivor, Tour De France champ and recently, drug dependent – cyclist.
“Cancer survivor pala s’ya,” I told them.
“Sayang nga nag-drugs s’ya eh,” Atong replied.
“Kaya pala puro yun ang tweet sa akin ni Oprah kanina,” Ronald shared.
“Hindi lang para sa’yo ang tweet ni Oprah. Sa lahat ng followers n’ya.”

 

Miggy Answers the Phone

Miggy, is currently on that stage — hurriedly answering the phone ahead of everyone.
“Hello, sino to?” he had asked one caller.
Since he cannot hear the other party, he asked again, “Sino ka nga ulit?”.
And again… Unknowingly that it was his teacher, “Teacher ako ni Miguel.”
The little boy froze.

 

Death Becomes Camel

“Nakita nyo yung nadaanan nating patay na camel?” First car asked the second car, “yung may pulls?” We were all going back to Dubai from Fujairah.
“Hindi.”
“Nabangga siguro ng kotse.”
“Baka na-heat stroke.”
“Na-heat stroke yung camel?”

 

Fujai-rah

“Punta kaming Fujairah,” I told Arn.
“Fujai-fujai? Madaming Fujai dun,” he answered.

 

Candy Crush Saga 2

My most dreaded fear happened today… in my Facebook chatroom… with my family.

Ate Mimi: Add nyo ko sa candy crush to play my level 35 accept nyoko plssssss. Asap plsssss.
Ate Richie: Mimi, oo accept ko.
Ate Mimi: Tnx
Ate Pam: Na-istuck nako sa level 35 di nako nakaalis dun, sampung taon na yata ako dun ei pati. Si Pau d makaalis si Pau mas matagal na dalawampung taon.
Ate Mimi: Hahhahahaa! Ako tapos na. Next level nako
Ate Pam: 36th Level ka na？Galing! Nag-iisip.
Ate Mimi: Kaya humingi ako accept nyoko tulad ni Chie dati. Si chie lang nag accept d nako naka antay. Bumili ako ng life. 85 Yen lang naman.
Ate Pam: Ah talaga? Bumili ka ng life pano mo yon babayaran?
Ate Mimi: Sa card. Visa.

Candy Crush Saga happened!

“No!”