Di Mo Marich
In the tradition of combining couples names into one: Brad + Angelina = Brangelina, Kim + Gerald = Kimerald (Ang baduy ko no?), Tom + Katie = Tomkat, ate Richie and Kuya Mark becomes Marich. This is the reason we named our now defunct restaurant, Di mo Marich.
One time a customer’s friend texted, “PRE, SAN KAU?”
Our customer replied, “D2 KMI SA DI MO MARICH.”
Their friend, not pleased with the sent message, replied, “P*@%&! SA DAMI NG PERA KO WALA AKONG DI PWEDENG MARICH!”