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Your Willing Victim

I was showcasing my playlist to my sisters while driving around Cavite. Some songs leave a mark and some doesn’t.

One time Ate Richie requested, “Choy, patugtugin mo ulit yung gusto kong kanta. Yung ‘Willing Victim’.”
I pondered but cannot recall any song with that title, “Alen?”
“Yung… “Mmmmm… mmmm… And I.. Your Willing Victim…”
“Ahhh! Just Give Me A Reason!”

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Posted by on July 28, 2013 in Uncategorized

 

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Paglaki Ko…

“Ano gusto mo maging paglaki mo?” I asked Ponette, my 10 year old niece.
“Dolphin.”

“Magpinsan nga sila ni Miggy,” Tem butted in.
“Bakit?”
“Tinanong ko kasi si Miggy kung ano gusto n’ya maging paglaki n’ya… Gusto n’ya raw maging ANGRY BIRD.”

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Posted by on July 24, 2013 in Uncategorized

 

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Sparkling Like a Diamond

rihanna-diamondAte Pam was trying to sing the new Rihanna tune. She sung something like this, “SPARKLING LIKE A DIAMOND…”
I laughed.
“Bakit?”
“Shine bright yun eh,” Ponette told her mom..

 
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Posted by on July 24, 2013 in It's All Relative

 

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Effing Handsome

“Namura agad ako ni Lola,” I told Tem.
“Ano sabi?” she asked.

Earlier…

“La! Kamusta po?”
“Tumaba ang apo ko!” she exclaimed, “Lalong gumuwapo ang put@#$%na!”

Lola P

 
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Posted by on July 24, 2013 in It's All Relative

 

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Mainit Philippines

Philip_Temp“Ang init naman dito sa Pilipinas!” I told my family.
“Galing ka sa malamig na bansa?” Tem sarcastically asked.

 
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Posted by on July 23, 2013 in Uncategorized

 

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Paksiw na Bisugo-teru

UnknownTatay cooked our dinner yesterday. A few hours later, Ate Pam, Tem and company decided they’ll eat out.
Tatay then told Tem, “Tem, dalhin nyo yung Paksiw na Bisugo sa (Japanese) restaurant. Walang kakain nun.”
Tem and I both laughed. Imagine: Paksiw na Bisugo in the rest, ‘Miss, painit?’

 
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Posted by on July 22, 2013 in It's All Relative

 

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Humps and Speed Bumps

Tem“Kuya! Dahan-dahan sa humps! Masakit sa dibdib pag di ka nag slow down! May babae kang kasama!” I was driving and my sister was complaining.
“Ay! Sorry naman.” 
“Polyster daw ang gustong tela na pinapabili ni Kuya.”
“Polyster? Polyester! Stupid,” I told her. 
“Polyester nga! Stupid!” She responded when I saw a pair of humps.
“Stupid pala ha!?” and sped up.
“Aray! KUUUYAAAA!”

 
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Posted by on July 19, 2013 in It's All Relative

 

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