Your Mom vs My Mom

My friend, Karol, is living on her own at a house her sister owns in Imus, Cavite. That soon will change if her parents move from Bauan, Batangas to her place. She is annoyed by the idea.

 

“Eh ano naman ang masama kung lumipat sila d’yan?” I asked her.

“Kasi naman pag nagluto ‘yung mommy ko at ‘di ako kumain magtatampo,” she answered, “Sira ang diet ko!”

I answered, “Samantalang sa bahay, pag umuwi ako nang di pa ako kumakain, sila ang nagagalit ‘Bakit di ka pa kumain sa labas!?’”

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