Daddy Daddy

Mitch was using a filter one morning and she stumbled on a glasses and mustache filter.

She pointed it at Ysabella and she screamed, “Daddy! daddy!”

 

Somethingland and Australia

Ronald: Sabi ni Clariz punta raw tayong Switzerland and Australia this year.

Hours later…

Clariz: Nabanggit ba Sa inyo ni Ronald, punta tayong New Zealand and Australia.

Me: Sabi ni Ronald Switzerland!

 

Nanay and Lechon Skin

Nanay ate the lechon skin.

I then told her, “Nay nabasa ko ho masama raw yan. cholesterol yan.”

She then told me, “Huwag ka na nga magbasa para di mo alam.”