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Sleep Talkin’ 8: Nananaginip

Ronald was still up when he heard a sleeping Orlee say, “Nananaginip ako… Nananaginip ako… Nananaginip ako…”

 
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Posted by on March 25, 2010 in Dubai Friends

 

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Tatay’s Commercial

Tem told me, “Tinawagan ako ni Ate X para sabihin na kamukhang-kamuka ni Tatay ‘yung nasa commercial ng Safeguard.”
“Oo nga raw. Sana meron na sa youtube para makita ko,” I told her.

Found it just now. Couldn’t stop laughing.

 
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Posted by on March 24, 2010 in It's All Relative, TV Stuff

 

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Out of Tune

A contestant in Wowowee sang a song. It was out of tune.  I commented, “Ano ba ‘yan! Wala sa tono!”
Ronald, my flatmate, answered, “Meron. Sariling tono n’ya nga lang.”

 
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Posted by on March 23, 2010 in Uncategorized

 

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Quick “Cheeky” Anecdote: 10 Easy Steps

1. A family friend offered his cheek to Miguel, “Kiss!”
2. Miguel knew what to do: He prepared his arm and hit the cheek forcefully.
3. The guest blushed out of embarrassment
4. Tem, Miguel’s mom, blushed out of embarrassment!
5. Tem spanked Miguel.
6. Miguel cried.
7. Miguel apologized.
8. Guest doubtfully offered his cheek again.
9. Miguel kissed unwillingly.
10. Tem: Proud Mom

Magaling na Mag-ina

 
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Posted by on March 23, 2010 in It's All Relative

 

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Unhiding the Hidden

“Orlee!” Zinnia screamed from her cubicle to mine.
“Bakit!?” I asked.
“Nakakainis yung kausap ko. ‘Di ko ma-explain kung paano i-a-unhide ang naka-hide na column sa excel!” She was talking to a foreigner.
I just laughed mockingly.

 
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Posted by on March 23, 2010 in Uncategorized

 

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Ripped

My flatmate told me, “Huwag mo ‘yang iba-blog kung hindi pirito ang ulam mo for one week,” he is the cook while I am the dishwasher.
“Ok!”

 
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Posted by on March 22, 2010 in Dubai Friends

 

Pooison

While watching the episode of FRIENDS where Rachel gives birth to Emma, Bing told me how hard it really is to be in labor, “Sobrang masakit. Mamumura mo talaga ang lalaki!”
“Suwi dapat ako,” I told her.
“Talaga?”
“Oo. Tapos kinausap lang ako ni nanay habang nasa tyan ako. Tapos bumaligtad naman daw ako.”
“Buti nakakaintindi ka na nuon pa lang.”
“Sobra nga ako sa araw eh.”
“Buti ‘di ka pa tumae sa loob ng tyan?”
“Tumae ako! Puro nga raw ako tae nung lumabas ako eh.”
“Kadiri! Buti ‘di ka nalason!”
“Nakakalason ba ‘yun?”
“Oo! Meron ngang mga batang may diperensya na kapag nakakain sila ng tae nila… Kaya pala.”
“Ok.”

 
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Posted by on March 21, 2010 in Dubai Friends, TV Stuff

 

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