Sleep Talkin’ 8: Nananaginip

Ronald was still up when he heard a sleeping Orlee say, “Nananaginip ako… Nananaginip ako… Nananaginip ako…”

 

Tatay’s Commercial

Tem told me, “Tinawagan ako ni Ate X para sabihin na kamukhang-kamuka ni Tatay ‘yung nasa commercial ng Safeguard.”
“Oo nga raw. Sana meron na sa youtube para makita ko,” I told her.

Found it just now. Couldn’t stop laughing.

 

Out of Tune

A contestant in Wowowee sang a song. It was out of tune.  I commented, “Ano ba ‘yan! Wala sa tono!”
Ronald, my flatmate, answered, “Meron. Sariling tono n’ya nga lang.”

 

Quick “Cheeky” Anecdote: 10 Easy Steps

1. A family friend offered his cheek to Miguel, “Kiss!”
2. Miguel knew what to do: He prepared his arm and hit the cheek forcefully.
3. The guest blushed out of embarrassment
4. Tem, Miguel’s mom, blushed out of embarrassment!
5. Tem spanked Miguel.
6. Miguel cried.
7. Miguel apologized.
8. Guest doubtfully offered his cheek again.
9. Miguel kissed unwillingly.
10. Tem: Proud Mom

Magaling na Mag-ina

 

Unhiding the Hidden

“Orlee!” Zinnia screamed from her cubicle to mine.
“Bakit!?” I asked.
“Nakakainis yung kausap ko. ‘Di ko ma-explain kung paano i-a-unhide ang naka-hide na column sa excel!” She was talking to a foreigner.
I just laughed mockingly.

 

Ripped

My flatmate told me, “Huwag mo ‘yang iba-blog kung hindi pirito ang ulam mo for one week,” he is the cook while I am the dishwasher.
“Ok!”

 

Pooison

While watching the episode of FRIENDS where Rachel gives birth to Emma, Bing told me how hard it really is to be in labor, “Sobrang masakit. Mamumura mo talaga ang lalaki!”
“Suwi dapat ako,” I told her.
“Talaga?”
“Oo. Tapos kinausap lang ako ni nanay habang nasa tyan ako. Tapos bumaligtad naman daw ako.”
“Buti nakakaintindi ka na nuon pa lang.”
“Sobra nga ako sa araw eh.”
“Buti ‘di ka pa tumae sa loob ng tyan?”
“Tumae ako! Puro nga raw ako tae nung lumabas ako eh.”
“Kadiri! Buti ‘di ka nalason!”
“Nakakalason ba ‘yun?”
“Oo! Meron ngang mga batang may diperensya na kapag nakakain sila ng tae nila… Kaya pala.”
“Ok.”

 

Babay

Previously on Boohoos of Our Lives… click here.

After our telephonic conversation, X told me, “Sige na X, work na ako…” she was in the office.
“Ok. Sige na work ka na. Babay…”
“Ok, sige,” she answered.
“Babay, X,” she was waiting for my closing ‘I love you’.
“X! Sabihin mo na!”
“Ang alin ba?”
“I love you,” she whispered.
“Ha?”
“Nasabi ko na!” she laughed, “Bawal mang-inggit dito!”
“O sige na nga. Babay.”
“Babay?! Para tayong bata. Babay!”
“I love you! Babay!”

 

Eau de Toilette Humor

When his perfume ran out, Ronald asked, “Pahingi naman ng pabango mo?”
I refused and told him, “Magkasama na nga tayo sa bahay tapos magkaamoy pa tayo!”
“Damot mo!” he told me.

After his birthday last 10th March, he received some high end perfumes from his friends as this was his request. I told him, “Wow! Andami na nating pabango!”
“Excuse me?” he answered, “Regalo ‘to sa akin! Andamot mo noong wala na akong pabango tapos ngayon manghihingi ka!?”
“Damot mo!” I told him.

Ronald’s Birthday Cast

 

Masama Makatingin

Zinnia and her boyfriend went to the mall not expecting to see their churchmate with a guy.
The churchmate introduced her boy friend to the couple.
Zinnia said, “May boyfriend na pala siya! Di nya sinasabi!”
“Ang sama nga makatingin eh,” Z’s boyfriend answered.

Zinnia then texted her churchmate, “May boyfriend ka na pala! Di mo sinasabi.”
“Ano ka ba!? Bading ‘yun!” the churchmate replied.

Z’s boyfriend answered, “Kaya naman pala.”