Allow Us to Be Prank
A few years back, we would, once in a while, receive phone calls in our landline, “Eto po ba ang Funenaria?”
My nanay really got pissed off with these prank callers. Once is ok. We would laugh at it, but if it was done everyday, who wouldn’t get pissed, right? And the fact they are playing with the funenaria joke. It’s just sick.
So nanay would really stick it up to them, “Mga put%^$%^^&nyo!” and slam the phone everytime.
A few weeks later, we learned that the real ‘funenaria’ had the same digits as our land line number with one digit difference. We then realized, “Nay, ibig sabihin, mga minumura n’yo mga namatayan talaga?”