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Big Ass Fonts

Big ass fontsNanay was not used to a touchscreen phone but when Tem bought a new iPhone 5s, her old iPhone (3?) had nowhere to go but to be handed down to her.

“Nung una ayaw pa ni Nanay,” Tem told me, “Pero nung natutunan n’ya unti-unti, nasanay na rin naman na.”

Last time I peered over Nanay’s phone, I saw this big ass fonts. I laughed but realized, “Hey! It works.”

 
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Posted by on March 30, 2014 in It's All Relative

 

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Nanay’s Food Review

“Masarap tong {food item} na to,” Paula and I agreed.
“Patikim?” Nanay asked.
After tasting it, Nanay screamed, “Lasang ihi ng daga!”

Nay, leptospirosis ho ang ihi ng daga. Kelan pa ho kayo nakatikim ng ihi ng daga?

Nanay

 
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Behaved Miggy

Miggy was having his first haircut in months yesterday. This was before his Lola’s 60th party.

He was talking to the hairdresser… constantly. Like when he was being shaved, he would say, “Ay may ganyan din kami sa bahay,” and hair would fall on his open mouth.
He would wipe it off.
“AYAN ANG DALDAL MO KASI,” the hairdresser told him.
“Miggy, wag ka na magsalita,” His Tita Mimi told him, “Ikaw na lang hinihintay namin.”
Miggy then closed his mouth forcefully and never spoke again.

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Uncle Bully

Sam was requesting for a picture from Paula using Sam’s phone but since Paula was also holding the SLR camera and I was in a hurry, I pushed Sam and told her, “Alis d’yan kami muna ni Tita Mitch.”

Minutes later, I saw this picture on instagram.

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Birthday Selfie

When Karol was about to go from Nanay’s Party, “I told her selfie mina tayo,”
Nanay was also approaching the centre of the party (where most people are taking pictures) with her friends. I knew she will attempt to get a picture.
“NAY! Kami ho muna,” I told her off.
“O sige,” She willingly gave way.

Karol laughed, “Birthday ng Nanay mo! Talagang sya ang pinatabi mo.”
“Oo nga no?” I laughed and took the selfie anyway.

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Posted by on March 30, 2014 in Uncategorized

 

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Lent Sacrifice

Every year, the Catholic Church encourages us to have a “Lent Sacrifice” where we let go our earthly habits in order to remember our Lord’s own sacrifice for the whole lent period (roughly 40 days). This is the same as fasting from food but it could be anything from not eating sweets (my sacrifice last year) to logging off from Facebook (a friend’s sacrifice).

This year, Mitch is trying REAL HARD to stay away from coffee while I promised to not eat in-between meals. Ronald swore that he will be good during this period and not discriminate against people. Usually we would hear something like, “Ang baho nitong katabi ko,” or the usual “Ang baduy ni kuya.”

Last week, we were watching THE WALKING DEAD when he accidentally uttered that a pair of characters are good for each other, “Bagay yang dalawang yan…”
“Bakit!?” We wide-eyed asked him. We knew he was about to trash talk both characters.
“Kasi… ummm… Pareho silang matapang saka mabait.”

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Posted by on March 26, 2014 in Uncategorized

 

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Coffee for Balikbayans

Zanzibar-Coffee-House6“Kuya, kape?” Rosie, our Help offered me.
“Sige nga,” I answered.
Tatay overhearing this said, “Ako eh kanina pa gustong-gusto magkape… Wala naman nag-aalok. Ibang iba talaga pag galing abroad eh. Makapag-abroad na nga sa susunod.”

 
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Posted by on March 26, 2014 in Uncategorized

 

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