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Shock Observer

“Sino nga ba mas tsismoso sa inyo ni Kuya Atong?” Ness asked Ronald.
“Di ako tsismoso,” Ronald answered, “Shock Observer n’yo lang ako.”

Sinong mas tsismoso: Atong or Ronald?

 
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Posted by on February 27, 2011 in Dubai Friends

 

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Blood is Thicker Than…

Ronald and I were discussing about how family always come first.
He said, “Di ba nga, ‘Blood is thicker than butter.'”

 
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Posted by on February 27, 2011 in Dubai Friends

 

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Strangers! Strangers!

When we surprised visited Bing in Ras-Al-Khaimah, Ronald knocked loudly at her door.
Bing screamed, “Sino ‘yan! Sino ‘yan!” when she openned, she laughed so hard not expecting us.

After settling inside Ronald asked, “Bakit ganun ang sabi mo? Bakit Tagalog? Dapat English.”
Someone asked, “Paano dapat?”
“Dapat, ‘Who are you? Strangers! Strangers! Keep it up!” Ronald suggested.

 
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Posted by on February 26, 2011 in Dubai Friends

 

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Facebook Status of the Week

 
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Posted by on February 25, 2011 in Uncategorized

 

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OMG Communion Song

We were practicing “We Are One” earlier in our choir practice when somebody asked, “Pwede ba ‘to sa communion?”
Some said yes.
Some said no. I was the one who said no but Nhike, beside me, told me, “Pwede. Kasi may binanggit silang word na Lord sa kanta.”
“So sa kantang OMG ni Usher, pwede na rin sa communion? Kasi may God ‘yun?”

 
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Posted by on February 25, 2011 in Choirboy

 

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Kash o Kanta

“Orlee, kanta ka sa kasal ko ha?” A recently engaged friend asked me.
“Isa lang ha?”
“Nye! Bakit isa lang?”
“O sige, madami pero wala na akong gift.”
“Ay sige! Mas importante ang pag-start up ng pamilya. Wag ka na kumanta. Pwede cash na lang?”

 
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Posted by on February 25, 2011 in Choirboy, Tropapeeps

 

Poker Whoever

After someone raising the pot, Ronald screamed, “Akala mo ‘di ko papatulan ‘yan? Whoever!”
“You mean whatever?” One of us asked.
“Hindi! Kahit sino pa s’ya — Whoever! Di ko s’ya aatrasan,” he defended.
“It makes sense. It. Makes. Sense.”

 
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Posted by on February 22, 2011 in Dubai Friends

 

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Major Major Panget

My sister popped this on my wall. I just found it too funny not to capture.

 

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Ironman Failure

9:00 PM
“Oh Ness ikaw na ang maghugas ng plato,” I told Ness, “Hindi ako pwede maghugas kasi namalantsa ako kanina.”
“ANO!? ANO!? EXCUSE ME?” she was protesting as she have already cooked and prepared the table setting.

“Sabi ng nanay ko dapat daw 4 hours after mamalantsa lang pwede magbasa ng kamay eh 6 na ako natapos mamalantsa,” Anj and Ness knew I was lying because I finished my ironing by 4 PM.
“Excuse me? 5 PM nandito na ako!” Anj screamed, “Kanina ka pa tapos mamalantsa!”

 
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Posted by on February 20, 2011 in Dubai Friends

 

Ness vs Orlee

“Orlee! Ang taba mo na!”
“Ay ang ganda ng ngipin mo.”
“Nag-gy-gym ka ba talaga?”
“Ako? Kapag nag-diet ako at exercise ng 3 months payat na ako. Ikaw pag nag-brace ka, gaano katagal bago maayos ang ngipin mo?”
“Kahit na! Mataba ka pa rin! Ako proud ako sa ngipin ko, asset ko ‘yan!”

 
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Posted by on February 20, 2011 in Dubai Friends, Health Buff

 

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