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Meaning of Greece

Atong: Alam nyo ba na ang meaning of Greece?

Me and Mitch: Ano?

Atong: Land of the Greeks!

Me and Mitch: both laughed

Me:Wow! Di nga. Napaka groundbreaking naman nyan. Thanks ha?

Mitch: Parang alam nyo bang ang meaning ng Philippines eh land of Filipinos?

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Posted by on October 21, 2017 in Uncategorized

 

Bawal vs Sobra

Told my wife yesterday, “Since magbabakasyon tayo (sa Greece) pwede tayo magkain ng bawal no?”

“Pwede,” She answered, “Huwag lang sobra-sobra.”

“Wala naman ako sinabing sobra. Bawal lang ang tanong ko,” I defended.

 
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Posted by on October 18, 2017 in Uncategorized

 

Ingat Bali Kayo

Paula: Tito, punta kami Bali.

Me: Ingat kayo. Never been there I’m sure you’ll enjoy.

Paula: Thanks Tito.

Me: (sends a news article from 2015 about Pinay caught in drug trade in Bali)

Me: Ingat.

Paula: thanks Tito. Send ko sa friend ko.

Me: Tell her it’s from me.

 
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Posted by on October 14, 2017 in Uncategorized

 

Lips of An Angel

Sab fell on my face while I was lying on bed. She fell on my teeth – good thing my mouth was closed.

“Hon, nasaktan sya?” My wife asked.

“Sa lips ko sya nalaglag. Masakit sa akin pero sa kanya ata hindi.”

“Buti na lang makapal ang labi mo. Safe si Sab.”

 
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Posted by on October 14, 2017 in Uncategorized

 

Tawas Solution

“Bili lang ako tawag,” Ronald told me, “para iwas baho sa pala.”

“Ah. Ganyan din ako dati. Nawala na baho ng paa ko,” I told him.

“Bakit nawala? Ano ginawa mo?”

“Ah bumili ako ng kotse. Less walking.”

“Sige,” he thought, “tawas na lang ako. Mahal ang solusyon mo sa paa.”

 
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Posted by on October 11, 2017 in Uncategorized

 

Don’t Praise My Baby

Ronald told Sab, “Ang galing-galing naman ng baby namin,” after she successfully walked 4 steps from me to him.
I then told him, “Huwag mo ipe-praise ang mga bata. May study na bawal daw sila i-very good, bawal sabihin na pinakacute, pinakamaganda, pinakamatalino,” I was quoting this study, “Kasi magiging mayabang daw ang mga bata. Too self confident. Mag-e-expect sa mundo na sila ang the best.”
“Ay ganun?” he wondered.

When Sab successfully did another set of ‘steps’ he uttered, “Ang galing!”
I eyed him to reimpose what I told him earlier.
He answered, “Ano gusto mo sabihin ko? Ang bobo-bobo mong bata ka?”

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Posted by on September 16, 2017 in Uncategorized

 

Birthday Chat

Nanay is so sweet…

Isn’t it supposed to be the other way around? Dictator and Terrorism. 😂

 
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Posted by on September 12, 2017 in Uncategorized