Driving Under the Influence

Nanay really wanted to go home from ate Richie’s condo unit in Pasig so even though it was number coding for the revo she and Tem still took the chance of passing thru C5, Villamor, Airport Road, Roxas and Coastal Road without being caught. Unluckily at Villamor, a traffic policeman caught them.

“Tem, itigil mo.”

“Nay, sabi ko sa inyo wag tayo dito dumaan eh.” Says my sister.

“Ako bahala, ayan na!” Nanay to Tem as Tem opens the window for the traffic police. At this point nanay immediately took a deep breath.

“Chief, <coughs> pasensya na ho. Kailangan ko ho talagang umuwi sa Cavite para kunin ang gamot ko.” Says nanay while faking <and really faking> a cough.

“Naku mam, Hwebes po ngayon, bawal po ang sasakyan nyo lumabas.” the man of the law points out while not being pushy.

“Inaatake po kasi ako <coughs> ng high blood ko, naiwan ko ang gamot ko sa Imus.” nanay continuing as Tem acts worried.

“Ganun ho ba?” Asks the police.

“Oho, pasensya na ho, next time ho ibang sasakyan ang gagamitin namin.”

“O sige ho, ingat na lang.” Waves Mr. Policeman.

Tem drove off quickly while laughing at Nanay’s FAMAS Performance: From healthy to sick mom in just a matter of 1 second (time of opening a car window).