Stinker

“Kanino bang paa ‘yun? Ang baho!” I asked Ronald and Rommel.

They smelled each others feet and looked at me, “Ikaw ‘yun eh!”

“Ah sa akin ba ‘yun?” I laughed, “sorry ah! Wala kasi akong brown pants.”

“Huh?” they asked me, “teka! teka! Mabaho paa mo kasi wala kang brown pants?”

I laughed and explained: “Kasi dalawa ang sapatos ko. Brown saka black. Eh di ko masuot ang brown kasi ‘di bagay sa black pants. Eh may study na kapag alternate ang suot mo ng sapatos, ‘di babaho kasi napapahinga ang sapatos.”

They bought it and that same night, we bought my first Dubai brown pants.