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Treadmill vs Needle

For her heartbeat exam, Nanay’s heat rate was needed to pump fast the doctor gave her two options…

“Nay, kailangan n’yo hong maglakad sa treadmill para ho mapabilis natin ang tibok ng puso nyo para malaman natin ang kalagayan n’yo,” her Doctor advised.
“Ay, Doc, ayoko ho ng treadmill, napapagod ho ako,” Nanay answered.
“O sige, ho. Pwede naman hong tusukan na lang kayo ng karayom deretso sa puso,” the Doctor offered Nanay.
Upon hearing this, Nanay was shocked and answered, “Sige ho Doc! Mag-te-treadmill na lang ako!”

UPDATE: Nanay already went thru the operation and it was indeed successful.

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Posted by on October 29, 2014 in It's All Relative

 

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Churchill Statue

Seeing this statue, Romald said, “Yan yung kalaban ni Batman.”

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That was wrong in so many levels. This is Winston Churchill and he is definitely not THE PENGUIN.

 
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Posted by on October 14, 2014 in Dubai Friends

 

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Funny Facebook Posts

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Posted by on October 14, 2014 in Uncategorized

 

Like!

Ate Richie messaged our sibling chatroom.

Ate Richie: Nakita nyo na ba yung picture ko sa Facebook?
Ate Mimi: Sa shooting range?
Ate Richie: Oo.
Ate Mimi: Yes.
Ate Richie: Bakit hindi n’yo pa ni-la-like?
Ate Mimi: Ano to sapilitan?

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Posted by on October 6, 2014 in Uncategorized

 

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O Di Ba, Sosyal!

10516882_10202903713968446_2962884443064141307_nWe were having breakfast one Saturday at 111 when Cel said, “Alis na ako.”
“May pasok ka?” I asked.
“Oo,” she answered
“Naka-short ka lang?” Yvette and Mitch asked.
“Di ba? Sosyal!”
I asked Mitch, “Pano naging sosyal pag naka-short?”
We all laughed.

We then realized that it was Cel’s catchphrase.

We were in Brand’s For Less yesterday, Cel kept suggesting items to Mitch and Yvette, “Eto oh sosyal.”

 
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Posted by on October 6, 2014 in Dubai Friends

 

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Where Is She?

We were trying to look for one particular person in the office.
We all speculated, maybe she’s in the boardroom.

Our boardroom looked like this; hence, you can see who’s in a meeting. There were no feet planted on the ground so maybe the room was empty.image

So when Mercy said, “Baka may meeting sa boardroom.”
I answerd, “Baka nga pero baka nakataas ang paa nya.”

 
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Posted by on October 1, 2014 in Work Anecdotes