Zinnia and Beer

Zinnia told me, “Orlee, ‘di naman ako nag-ra-rice na masyado pero ganun pa rin ang itsura ko.”

I noticed this also and I knew the answer. She has been drinking alot lately. Don’t tell her mom! I answered, “Eh pa’no beer ka ng beer.”

“Ha?!” She answered, “Nakakataba ba ang beer?”

“Kaya nga beer belly ‘di ba?” I sarcastically answered, “‘Di naman beer abs ‘yun.”