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Ang Hilig ni Misis

Her: Mahilig talaga sa bag yung friend ko na yun.

Me: Yung mister nya naman mahilig sa shoes? Sa Jordans.

Her: Yes.

Me: Ikaw hon Pag may nagtanong ano hilig mo. Ano sasagot mo? Ako kasi books.

Her: Maghotel.

Me: Parang panget pakinggan.

Her: Mag check in sa hotel

Me: Parang panget pa rin. Mahilig ka mag check ng interiors ng hotel pero hindi sya maconvey ng maayos. Hahaha!

Her: Mag-overnight sa mga hotels… hahaha. Ang hirap nga.

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Posted by on November 29, 2017 in Uncategorized

 

Idol Duet

Seeing an uploaded video of our friend Mat in Facebook having a duet with Yeng Constantino, I cant help but tell my wife, “Hon, nakaduet na ni Mat idol nya — si Yeng, tapos si Fermel nakaduet si Lea,” another friend had the privilege of having to sing A Whole New World with Lea during her Dubai Opera concert, “Ikaw na lang di pa nakakapag duet sa idol mo.”

She then wondered, “Sino nga ba idol ko?”

Ate Weng then screamed, “Si Anne Curtis!”

We all laughed then my wife said, “Wow! Sa Annebisyosa concert ba to?”

 
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Posted by on November 2, 2017 in Uncategorized

 

Catamaran

Her: Mag-ka-Catamaran ba tayo?

Me: hahaha!

Her: Why? Mali ba?

Me: Oo! Catarman Kaya.

Her: Hindi ah.

Atong: Tama sya. Samar yung Catarman!

Me: Di nga?

Omg! All my life… 😔

 
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Posted by on October 27, 2017 in Uncategorized

 

Atong in Athens

Mitch and I suggested to Atong, “Ang galing! Atong in Athens pala pwede mong ihashtag!”

“Ay oo nga no?” He agreed.

After a few posts from him we realized he wasn’t using this so we asked, “Bakit di mo ginamit yung hashtag.”

“Tinry ko naman. Pero narealize ko… parang mura pala. Kaya ayoko na,” he replied.

We all laughed and realized this, “Oo nga no. Hindi rin pwede Atong in Amsterdam. Atong in Acapulco. Basta “A” ang place!”

#atonginathens

 
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Posted by on October 25, 2017 in Uncategorized

 

Meaning of Greece

Atong: Alam nyo ba na ang meaning of Greece?

Me and Mitch: Ano?

Atong: Land of the Greeks!

Me and Mitch: both laughed

Me:Wow! Di nga. Napaka groundbreaking naman nyan. Thanks ha?

Mitch: Parang alam nyo bang ang meaning ng Philippines eh land of Filipinos?

 
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Posted by on October 21, 2017 in Uncategorized

 

Bawal vs Sobra

Told my wife yesterday, “Since magbabakasyon tayo (sa Greece) pwede tayo magkain ng bawal no?”

“Pwede,” She answered, “Huwag lang sobra-sobra.”

“Wala naman ako sinabing sobra. Bawal lang ang tanong ko,” I defended.

 
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Posted by on October 18, 2017 in Uncategorized

 

Ingat Bali Kayo

Paula: Tito, punta kami Bali.

Me: Ingat kayo. Never been there I’m sure you’ll enjoy.

Paula: Thanks Tito.

Me: (sends a news article from 2015 about Pinay caught in drug trade in Bali)

Me: Ingat.

Paula: thanks Tito. Send ko sa friend ko.

Me: Tell her it’s from me.

 
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Posted by on October 14, 2017 in Uncategorized