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AlaMat Wedding

Ronald pushing Alan to marry Mat, “Sige na pakasalan mo na. Ako na sa balloon.”

May overhearing this said,”Walang lobo sa wedding, no?!”

 
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Posted by on September 18, 2016 in Uncategorized

 

Game of Poops

“Andami namin nakuhang damit ni Sab!” I told Tin, “Enough na siguro yun.”

She laughed and said, “You know nothing Jon Snow.”

 
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Posted by on September 13, 2016 in Uncategorized

 

Lacs Flour

“Kuya, Harina ba o Arina?” Lacs asked. 

“Harina.” I answered. 

“Akala ko Harina.”

“Kapampangan ka kasi.”

 
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Posted by on August 19, 2016 in Uncategorized

 

Pokemon Season

Jade: Uy! Nanonood ka ng Pokemon?!

Me: Oo. Meron sa Netflix. 

Jade: Anong episode yan?

Me: Season 1 episode 1. Mukhang maganda. 

Jade: Oo. Favorite ko yan! May DVDs ako nyan. Kumpleto. 

Me: Ilang season na?

Jade:  Mga 80 seasons na. Libo-libo na ang Pokemon. 

Me: Haaa?! Hindi na uy! Don’t wanna waste my time on that. 

 
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Posted by on July 17, 2016 in Uncategorized

 

Nido 45

“Orlee, yung Nido ni Marclee yung pangbata,” Ate Weng told me. 

“Akala ko kasi pare pareho lang,” I answered. 

“Akala mo Nido Forty-five?” Ate asked. 

“Ate! Fortified!” 

“Forty-five! Ay?! Fortified ba?” She questioned herself. 

“Forty-five ka na, akala mo forty-five pa yung fortified?!”

 
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Posted by on June 6, 2016 in Uncategorized

 

Happy Birthday Mayo

In our choir, we celebrate all monthly celebrators on a single Friday. For May celebrants, it was held last Friday. 

Japee requested for the cake from the bakeshop. 

Baker: Happy Birthday Mhay? As in may “h”?

Japee: Hindi po Mhay. May as in Mayo. 

Ayun nilagay nya nga Mayo. Mayonnaise? 

 
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Posted by on May 22, 2016 in Uncategorized

 

Bongbong Supporter Barber

The election period was a time of great passion.  Passion for the support of your choice President of Vice President. 

As of press time, every other Presidential candidate conceded to Duterte while the battle for VP remains intact between the camps of BBM and Leni. 

I voted for Leni but I had no problem who ever wins (legally). Since my candidate was winning by 200k votes I’m fine with it.

Unfortunately, my barber, whom I only saw recently, while doing my hair, said, “Bakit kaya wala pa ring result, no? Halatang nagkakadayaan.”

I don’t want to negate him,though I believe Leni won cleanly, but I don’t want him to ruin my hair. I just told him, “Siguro nga, kung sino man mananalo okay lang siguro,” nervously. 

Ayoko nga sya kontrahin. May hawak syang gunting. 

 
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Posted by on May 21, 2016 in Uncategorized