“WTF?!” I told them.
“Anong sabi mo?” Ronald asked.
“WTF – what the fuck…” my wife spelled out.
“Millenial ako eh.” I explained.
“Ang arte,” Ate Weng answered, “wala naman tayo sa Manila.”
“Millenial Hindi Manilennial.”
After Marclee’s Gap Kids’ Fashion Show in City Centre Mirdif. Mitch, Ronald, Ate Weng and I went shoe hunting for Sab. Ronald waited outside a certain shoe brand with Sab (in the stroller) and Marclee.
Inside the store, Mitch noticed that the shoe She earlier checked is not on sale anymore.
I told her, “Sige next time na lang.”
“Ok,” She replied grabbing a stroller, attempting to come outside the store, “Tara!”
I told her, “Hon, di mo anak yan!”
She looked, realized her mistake, returned the baby and apologized to the parent who was just watching all of this unfold. He just smiled as his little baby was oblivious to all of this.
Ate Weng, Mitch and I were laughing at how this happened.
“Alam mo yung akala mo may dala kang stroller tapos hindi pala atin.”
“Hay sana naivideo ko.” I told my wife.
My wife and I were on the road to Abu Dhabi when she told me, “Hon, di pa tayo nag-Ya-Yas Waterworld.”
She might have forgotten that we’ve been there before so I added, “…ulet,”
“Hon, di pa tayo nag-Ya-Yas Waterworld,” she said again.
“Ulet.” I answered. Insisting her to add that word.
“Hon, di pa tayo nag-Ya-Yas Waterworld,” she kept repeating. I realized that she might be thinking of me asking her to repeat her sentence.
“Hon, di pa tayo nag-Ya-Yas Waterworld! Ang bingi mo naman,” she told me.
“Ulet! Hindi pa tayo Nagya Yas Waterworld ULET. Nagpunta na tayo dun before,” I finally told her.
When we both realized our faults, we laughed all the way past Yas Island.
Since we only have Jamal’s second birthday party at Jollibee Burjuman planned for tomorrow, I asked Ronald, “What’s on your plate tomorrow?” I might want to bring him along on my scheduled tyre replacement for Basha.
“Um… chicken joy.”
After coming from Louvre Abu Dhabi, we asked each other, “Nag-enjoy ba kayo? Ano natutunan nyo?”
Ronald answered, “Natutunan kong maging patient. Hindi ko naman maiaapply yang natutunan ko dyan sa business. Halimbawa, sarisari store business, ano maiaapply ko sa Louvre dun?”
Her: Mahilig talaga sa bag yung friend ko na yun.
Me: Yung mister nya naman mahilig sa shoes? Sa Jordans.
Me: Ikaw hon Pag may nagtanong ano hilig mo. Ano sasagot mo? Ako kasi books.
Me: Parang panget pakinggan.
Her: Mag check in sa hotel
Me: Parang panget pa rin. Mahilig ka mag check ng interiors ng hotel pero hindi sya maconvey ng maayos. Hahaha!
Her: Mag-overnight sa mga hotels… hahaha. Ang hirap nga.
Seeing an uploaded video of our friend Mat in Facebook having a duet with Yeng Constantino, I cant help but tell my wife, “Hon, nakaduet na ni Mat idol nya — si Yeng, tapos si Fermel nakaduet si Lea,” another friend had the privilege of having to sing A Whole New World with Lea during her Dubai Opera concert, “Ikaw na lang di pa nakakapag duet sa idol mo.”
She then wondered, “Sino nga ba idol ko?”
Ate Weng then screamed, “Si Anne Curtis!”
We all laughed then my wife said, “Wow! Sa Annebisyosa concert ba to?”