I was worried about a lump in my back so I told my wife, “Hon! Ano kaya tong nakakapa ko?”
I told her to feel it, “Dito oh,” helping her hands to the spot.
“Hon, buto mo yan eh. Ribs yan.”
We were talking about artists we personally met and Ate Weng said, “Si Dingdong Dantes nameet ko na sa personal.”
“Ate, kamukha ko raw yun? Totoo?” I asked.
“Sino may sabi?” She asked sarcastically.
“Pagnakatalikod daw ako. Pareho raw kami.”
“Talikod ka na lang palagi.”
Since the pregnancy kicked in there is no designated time nor place for her to sleep. Mitch would sleep at 6pm then wakes up at 10pm. She would sometimes sleep on the couch while the rest of us is watching something on TV.
During those times, I would tell her, after we finish the movie or tv series, “Hon, gising na…. tulog na tayo.”
Being the Finance Head of our group, it is my duty to remind choir members of their membership fee dues.
I reminded Arn, one of our colorful tenors, his outstanding balance, “Sige pag nagbayad ka may kiss ka sa akin.”
He immediately offered his cheek, pressed it against my lips and paid Ella, “Eto Ella ang bayad ko.”
Wawee, one of the basses screamed, “Magbabayad ako!”
“O sige,” I answered, “Bigay mo kay Ella yung bayad. Thank you.”
Rico asked Ella, “Pwede ba yung nagbayad na magbayad ulit?”
People were already laughing hysterically then Japee pointed out the obvious, “Si Mitch 3 years ang binayaran o tignan nyo buntis!”
Finally Arn commented, “Kahit paid na ako, magbabayad ulit ako! For one year pero… hindi na kiss lang.”