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Braxton 

Our doctor asked, “How are you feeling today?” On our 39th week visit. 

Mitch feels a lot of Braxton Hicks. 


She answered kiddingly to the doctor, “I feel a lot of Toni Braxton.”

The doctor laughed and answered, “It’s not Toni Braxton, Michelle.”

 
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Posted by on October 29, 2016 in Uncategorized

 

Marclee PPAPJ

Mitch asked Marclee, “Would you like to drink pineapple juice?” 

Marclee answered, “Pineapple Pen!”

Mitch laughed hard. It was the first time that Marclee heard PJ in his life but PPAP he knows by heart. 

 
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Posted by on October 27, 2016 in Uncategorized

 

Piña

As pineapple helps labour, i told my wife:

“Hon tintamad na ako magwork. Kumain ka nga ng isang kilong pinya.”

 
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Posted by on October 23, 2016 in Uncategorized

 

Bukol

I was worried about a lump in my back so I told my wife, “Hon! Ano kaya tong nakakapa ko?”

I told her to feel it, “Dito oh,” helping her hands to the spot.

“Hon, buto mo yan eh. Ribs yan.”


Hahaha. Tangerks. 

 
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Posted by on October 20, 2016 in Uncategorized

 

Wala Nang Space!

My wife sharing something about our baby in her tummy:

 
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Posted by on October 9, 2016 in Uncategorized

 

Paano Maging Nanay?

M: Hon, napapaisip ako. Ngayong nalalapit na lumabas si Sab. 

O: Ano yun?

M: Paano kaya maging isang ina?

O: Ask mo si Andrea. 

M: Sino yun?

O: 

M: Hahaha! Baliw.  

 
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Posted by on October 9, 2016 in Uncategorized

 

Dingdong Look Alike

We were talking about artists we personally met and Ate Weng said, “Si Dingdong Dantes nameet ko na sa personal.”

“Ate, kamukha ko raw yun? Totoo?” I asked. 

“Sino may sabi?” She asked sarcastically. 

“Pagnakatalikod daw ako. Pareho raw kami.”

“Talikod ka na lang palagi.”

 
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Posted by on October 7, 2016 in Uncategorized