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Welcome to My World 

“Maginaw pala dito sa office,” I told Z.

“Why?” She asked.

“Wala kasi kaming AC sa bahay for newborn Sab. Nag-a-adjust ako mukhang nasanay na ako sa mainit.”

“Ahhhhh. Welcome to my world,” of parenthood.

“Maginaw! Matibag sa mundo nyo,” I told her.

 
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Posted by on November 13, 2016 in Uncategorized

 

Dentist 

Atong and I inquired on a dentist for Dennis after one of our workouts “Magkano pa-check up?” Atong asked.

“Ano po ipapaayos?” The receptionist asked.

“Ngipin,” I answered.

“Syempre po ngipin. Ano po? Cleaning? Bunot?” He replied annoyingly.

 
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Posted by on November 12, 2016 in Uncategorized

 

Nakakasigurado

“Hon,” I asked my wife, “Paano ako makakasiguradong anak ko to?” 

“Hello,” she answered, “Kamukhang kamukha mo kaya!”

 
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Posted by on November 8, 2016 in Uncategorized

 

Happy Diwali 2016

Our neighbors were celebrating the Hindu Festival of Diwali. They honor the day by lighting up candles and placing some of in front of their houses. 


Being the naive 3 year old that he is, Marclee sang Happy Birthday to himself and blew each of the candles. 

His dad told him, “Marclee, no! It’s not for birthday.”

He thought it’s his birthday whenever there are lit candles lying around. 


 
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Posted by on October 29, 2016 in Uncategorized

 

Braxton 

Our doctor asked, “How are you feeling today?” On our 39th week visit. 

Mitch feels a lot of Braxton Hicks. 


She answered kiddingly to the doctor, “I feel a lot of Toni Braxton.”

The doctor laughed and answered, “It’s not Toni Braxton, Michelle.”

 
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Posted by on October 29, 2016 in Uncategorized

 

Marclee PPAPJ

Mitch asked Marclee, “Would you like to drink pineapple juice?” 

Marclee answered, “Pineapple Pen!”

Mitch laughed hard. It was the first time that Marclee heard PJ in his life but PPAP he knows by heart. 

 
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Posted by on October 27, 2016 in Uncategorized

 

Piña

As pineapple helps labour, i told my wife:

“Hon tintamad na ako magwork. Kumain ka nga ng isang kilong pinya.”

 
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Posted by on October 23, 2016 in Uncategorized