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P. Customers

“Tart, may kakain,” Tatay called Nanay. Their backyard resto was booming.

“Putangina! Ano kaya kakain ng mga putangna,” Nanay exclaimed.

“Nanay ko!” Ate Mimi told her, “Customer eh minumura.”

“Pagod na ako magluto para sa mga putangna.”

 
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Posted by on January 3, 2020 in Uncategorized

 

Beer Pong Aki

My 17 year old niece, Aki, saw the beer pong pasalubong I had for Pau and she said, “Ay Beer Pong!”

I was surprised that she knows so I asked her, “Alam mo yan?”

Embarassed, she answered, “Hindi po?”

 
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Posted by on January 2, 2020 in Uncategorized

 

Cinnamontol

Mitch placed the cinnamon rolls inside the jar but it confused Tatay.

“Akala ko Santol!”

 
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Posted by on January 1, 2020 in Uncategorized

 

Nanay’s New Year’s Resolution 2020

While at earshot, I told my sisters that our foul mouthed mom’s 2020 Resolution is, “Hindi na raw magmumura si Nanay this year.”

Nanay then replied, “Ay putangna.”

 
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Posted by on January 1, 2020 in Uncategorized

 

Kognac Jelly

Ordering at Teakool, my niece Akemi asked, “Ate Pau, ano yung Kognac Jelly?”

Since Pau studied in Japan, she knows how to speak to her cousin, who has been in Japan for the past decade.

“Kognac-ku,” she answered.

“Ahhhh.” Aki answered.

“Nilagyan ko lang ng ‘Ku’ naintindihan na ni Aki,” Pau laughingly told me.

 
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Posted by on December 28, 2019 in Uncategorized

 

Sleepy Ref

Bakit ho nakahiga ang ref? I asked.

Inaantok. Said tatay.

 
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Posted by on December 28, 2019 in Uncategorized

 

Ysabella’s 2+2

Since her rolling R is not yet developed, Ninong Dennis was teasing Ysabella, “Two plus two equals Foy.”

Sab would answer, “It’s not foy, it’s foy.”

 
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Posted by on December 3, 2019 in Uncategorized