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Gen Z Baby

Being the daughter of a Xennial, my baby who was used to having face filter apps, tried to smile after a face paint activity.

She thought it was an app!

Where’s the tongue?

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Posted by on November 3, 2018 in Uncategorized

 

Jervin went to the Toilet

In a close-knit group like our choir, we have a motto… “TALO ANG PIKON.”

Today, one member went to the toilet while everybody was vocalizing.

“Si Jervin?”

It was too obvious that he was not there so one screamed, “Nagtoilet.”

“Tumae!”

When he arrived, everybody screamed, “Ambaho! Yuck! Ewww.”

He stood up and told everyone, “Hindi ba kayo mga tumatae?!”

 
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Posted by on October 26, 2018 in Uncategorized

 

The Craft in 2018

We were rewatching The Craft tonight and we asked JV, “Hindi mo pa to napanood?”

“Kelan po ba yan pinalabas?” He asked.

“1996.”

“Ay kakapanganak ko pa lang ho nyan,” he answered.

“Bastos ka!”

 
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Posted by on October 20, 2018 in Uncategorized

 

Forbidden

I’m so proud of my joke…

Atong is currently in Beijing sharing his escapades.

 
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Posted by on October 19, 2018 in Uncategorized

 

Matatanda Beliefs

There was an argument last night over how cutting hair makes it thicker.

“Hindi nga yan totoo,” I told them.

“Yun kasi ang sabi ng matatanda,” they said to me.

“Nasan na yan matatanda na yan?” I asked them, “Patay na di ba?”

 
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Posted by on October 19, 2018 in Uncategorized

 

Ode to Sugar Container

Working for 10 years in the company together, Zinnia and I would kid each other, “Lahat ng mga kasabay natin umalis na. Yung lalagyanan na lang ng asukal ang tanging di nappalitan kasabay natin.”

Lo and behold…

Even the sugar container has been replaced!

“Goodbye batchmate. You’ve tried hard but you didn’t make it.”

 
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Posted by on October 16, 2018 in Uncategorized

 

Doorflix

“Dahan dahan naman sa pag-sara ng mga pinto, Ate,” Ronald told his sister.

“Hindi ako yun,” denied ate Weng.

“Narinig ko eh — DAGAAANG!”

“Baka naman Netflix yun,” Mitch interjected.

We all laughed.

 
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Posted by on October 4, 2018 in Uncategorized