Author Archives: orleebaldedara

3 English Speaking Kids… Well…

Marclee: what is that? (Pointing at the fog)

Rafa: I don’t know.

Marclee: what’s that?

Ysri: Oh no! It’s a sunog!

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Posted by on June 19, 2018 in Uncategorized


Nanay: Vice President

Nanay: Vice President na ako sa Senior Citizens sa Baranggay eh.

Tatay: Alam mo tawag sa kanya?

Mitch: Ano ho?

Tatay: Vice Tanda.

Me: Kelan ho kayo magiging presidente?

Nanay: May 2 years nalang si President.

Tatay: Sinong doktor ang nagsabi?

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Posted by on June 19, 2018 in Uncategorized


Millenial from Cavite

“WTF?!” I told them.

“Anong sabi mo?” Ronald asked.

“WTF – what the fuck…” my wife spelled out.

“Millenial ako eh.” I explained. 

“Ang arte,” Ate Weng answered, “wala naman tayo sa Manila.”

“Millenial Hindi Manilennial.”

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Posted by on May 4, 2018 in Uncategorized


My Wife the Kidnapper

After Marclee’s Gap Kids’ Fashion Show in City Centre Mirdif. Mitch, Ronald, Ate Weng and I went shoe hunting for Sab. Ronald waited outside a certain shoe brand with Sab (in the stroller) and Marclee.

Inside the store, Mitch noticed that the shoe She earlier checked is not on sale anymore.

I told her, “Sige next time na lang.”

“Ok,” She replied grabbing a stroller, attempting to come outside the store, “Tara!”

I told her, “Hon, di mo anak yan!”

She looked, realized her mistake, returned the baby and apologized to the parent who was just watching all of this unfold. He just smiled as his little baby was oblivious to all of this.

Ate Weng, Mitch and I were laughing at how this happened.

“Alam mo yung akala mo may dala kang stroller tapos hindi pala atin.”

“Hay sana naivideo ko.” I told my wife.

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Posted by on April 14, 2018 in Uncategorized


Yas Waterworld… Ulit

My wife and I were on the road to Abu Dhabi when she told me, “Hon, di pa tayo nag-Ya-Yas Waterworld.”

She might have forgotten that we’ve been there before so I added, “…ulet,”

“Hon, di pa tayo nag-Ya-Yas Waterworld,” she said again.

“Ulet.” I answered. Insisting her to add that word.

“Hon, di pa tayo nag-Ya-Yas Waterworld,” she kept repeating. I realized that she might be thinking of me asking her to repeat her sentence.


“Hon, di pa tayo nag-Ya-Yas Waterworld! Ang bingi mo naman,” she told me.

“Ulet! Hindi pa tayo Nagya Yas Waterworld ULET. Nagpunta na tayo dun before,” I finally told her.

When we both realized our faults, we laughed all the way past Yas Island.

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Posted by on February 23, 2018 in Uncategorized


What’s on Your Plate?

Since we only have Jamal’s second birthday party at Jollibee Burjuman planned for tomorrow, I asked Ronald, “What’s on your plate tomorrow?” I might want to bring him along on my scheduled tyre replacement for Basha.

“Um… chicken joy.”

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Posted by on January 20, 2018 in Uncategorized


Louvre Abu Dhabi Experience

After coming from Louvre Abu Dhabi, we asked each other, “Nag-enjoy ba kayo? Ano natutunan nyo?”

Ronald answered, “Natutunan kong maging patient. Hindi ko naman maiaapply yang natutunan ko dyan sa business. Halimbawa, sarisari store business, ano maiaapply ko sa Louvre dun?”

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Posted by on January 20, 2018 in Uncategorized