Monthly Archives: June 2019

Guguluhin Ko Damitan Mo!

Back when we were kids, my sister and I used to have been given a task: to fold neatly our clothes and keep them organized.

During our childish fights, we would run towards the closet and ruin each other’s neatly done folds.

Ambabaw ng awayan natin!

“Guguluhin ko damitan mo!”

“Bakit ka umiiyak?”

“Si Kuya ginulo damitan ko! Waaaaahhhh!”

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Posted by on June 29, 2019 in Uncategorized


Bass Sectionals 2019

In preparation for our upcoming concert, the Basses of the Christian Voices Chorale see to its that we practice once a weeknight.

In order to masterfully memorize the songs, we record our sessions in order to listen to it the next days before the Friday rehearsals.

One recording captured the conversation regarding a certain term in the song Hibang sa Awit –

Everyone one (singing): Ngunit dila ko’y nagkanpabuhol / nagkandabuhol.

Me: NagkanPABuhol? Wala namang ganung word.

Alex: Nagkandabuhol dapat.

Wawee: May nagkanpa buhol sa amin.

Me: Saan?

Wawee: Sa probinsya.

Jervin: Saang probinsya?

Wawee: Sa Bohol.

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Posted by on June 23, 2019 in Uncategorized


Baby Thanos

Since she wrote purple ink on her skin we asked her, “Ysabella, are you Thanos?”

“No,” she answered, “I’m not Thanos. I don’t have the stones.”

Nga naman.

What is the essence of being Thanos?

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Posted by on June 5, 2019 in Uncategorized


Maganda Stolen Shot

“Dennis, Pa-Picture!”

Dennis then said, “Swim lang kayo. Maganda stolen shot.”


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Posted by on June 5, 2019 in Uncategorized


Ha Ha Ho For Eleven by Panic at the Disco

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Posted by on June 4, 2019 in Uncategorized


IKEA Tourism

“San mo sila tinour?” I asked Bing after she toured her friends for half a day.

“IKEA lang,” she answered.

“Ilang taon na sila?”

“50 plus.”

“Ah… Kaya pala. Sina nanay din nung nandito masaya na sa IKEA.”

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Posted by on June 3, 2019 in Uncategorized


Green Lantern vs Baby Bus

Marclee, who hates studying, was watching Green Lantern when Ysabella begged, “I want to watch Baby Bus!”

Marclee refused and said, “No! I want Green Lantern.”

Ysabella approached Marclee’s Dada and told him, “Kuya Marclee wants to study…”

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Posted by on June 1, 2019 in Uncategorized