A very conservative friend of mine went on a vacation with her friends which include her long time crush.
After the vacation, I asked for the gory details, “Kamusta? May yupyupan bang nangyari?”
She replied, “Wala no! Conservative ang lola mo,” referring to herself, “Pero kinilig ako nung nag-holding hands kami!”
“Talaga? Saan?” I asked.
She answered, “Sa AMA NAMIN!”