Water Therapy
Nanay was told by the doctor to constantly drink water to keep her hydrated. Ate Richie and I were worried so we kept reminding her:
Richie: Nay, uminom na ba kayo ng tubig?
Me: Dapat uminom na uli kayo ng tubig.
Me: Nay, dapat may knapsack na kayong jug tapos may mahabang straw na lang kayo.
Richie: Nay, pag-nag pawis ka, nawawalan ka na ng tubig, dapat uminom ka kaagad.
Richie: Nay, pag-naihi ka, nawawalan ka na ng tubig, dapat uminom ka kaagad.
Me: Nay, uminom ka na ba ng tubig?
Nanay got pissed at the constant reminder and screamed, “P*@#%$! Gusto n’yo ba akong lunurin?”