Catamaran

Her: Mag-ka-Catamaran ba tayo?

Me: hahaha!

Her: Why? Mali ba?

Me: Oo! Catarman Kaya.

Her: Hindi ah.

Atong: Tama sya. Samar yung Catarman!

Me: Di nga?

Omg! All my life… 😔

 

Atong in Athens

Mitch and I suggested to Atong, “Ang galing! Atong in Athens pala pwede mong ihashtag!”

“Ay oo nga no?” He agreed.

After a few posts from him we realized he wasn’t using this so we asked, “Bakit di mo ginamit yung hashtag.”

“Tinry ko naman. Pero narealize ko… parang mura pala. Kaya ayoko na,” he replied.

We all laughed and realized this, “Oo nga no. Hindi rin pwede Atong in Amsterdam. Atong in Acapulco. Basta “A” ang place!”

#atonginathens

 

Meaning of Greece

Atong: Alam nyo ba na ang meaning of Greece?

Me and Mitch: Ano?

Atong: Land of the Greeks!

Me and Mitch: both laughed

Me:Wow! Di nga. Napaka groundbreaking naman nyan. Thanks ha?

Mitch: Parang alam nyo bang ang meaning ng Philippines eh land of Filipinos?

 

Bawal vs Sobra

Told my wife yesterday, “Since magbabakasyon tayo (sa Greece) pwede tayo magkain ng bawal no?”

“Pwede,” She answered, “Huwag lang sobra-sobra.”

“Wala naman ako sinabing sobra. Bawal lang ang tanong ko,” I defended.

 

Ingat Bali Kayo

Paula: Tito, punta kami Bali.

Me: Ingat kayo. Never been there I’m sure you’ll enjoy.

Paula: Thanks Tito.

Me: (sends a news article from 2015 about Pinay caught in drug trade in Bali)

Me: Ingat.

Paula: thanks Tito. Send ko sa friend ko.

Me: Tell her it’s from me.

 

Lips of An Angel

Sab fell on my face while I was lying on bed. She fell on my teeth – good thing my mouth was closed.

“Hon, nasaktan sya?” My wife asked.

“Sa lips ko sya nalaglag. Masakit sa akin pero sa kanya ata hindi.”

“Buti na lang makapal ang labi mo. Safe si Sab.”

 

Tawas Solution

“Bili lang ako tawag,” Ronald told me, “para iwas baho sa pala.”

“Ah. Ganyan din ako dati. Nawala na baho ng paa ko,” I told him.

“Bakit nawala? Ano ginawa mo?”

“Ah bumili ako ng kotse. Less walking.”

“Sige,” he thought, “tawas na lang ako. Mahal ang solusyon mo sa paa.”