Rihanna Donuts

“Alam mo bang hindi Amerikano si Rihanna?” I told Ronald.
“Oh?”
“Oo. Barbadian s’ya. Para s’yang Charice ng Barbados. Proud na proud din sila sa kanya.”
“Di ko alam yun. Akala ko Amerikano s’ya,” Ronald concluded.

After a few minutes, as to check if Ronald was really listening, I asked him once more, “Alam mo bang hindi Amerikano si Rihanna?”
“Oo. Bavarian s’ya.”
I laughed and asked, “Ano s’ya? Donut?”