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Ang Babae sa Banga

A month after telling Shee that the new Eugene Domingo movie is really good, she finally decided to download it.
She told her husband, “Dee, download mo yung sabi ni Orlee na Ang Babae sa Banga.”
Brand answered with a question, “Horror ba yun?”
“ANG BABAE SA SEPTIC TANK!” Ronald and I screamed.

 
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Posted by on October 1, 2011 in Dubai Friends

 

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Cheese Browser

Sheery: Orlee, ano tong nag-pop sa screen ko?
Orlee: Ano nakalagay?
Sheery: Would you like Internet Explorer as your Default Web Browser.
Orlee: Ano ba web browser mo?
Sheery: Ano yung web browser?
Orlee: Saan ka nag-iinternet?
Sheery: Ahh… Sa Internet Explorer.
Orlee: Eh di YES ang click mo.
Sheery: Mas maganda raw Mozarella?
Orlee: Alin? ‘Yung keso?
Sheery: Mozarella ba ‘yun? Ay Mozilla pala!

 

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Harry Potter Bitin

“Darating si Luke Mejares tonight sa bahay,” Sheery said. She’s a friend of the famous musician.
“Manonood kami ng Harry Potter eh,” Ronald answered.
“Ay! Sabi ng friend ko bitin daw ang Harry Potter ngayon.”
“Bitin talaga ang Harry Potter dahil sa July 2011 ang Part 2.” 

It’s even advertised on the poster!

 
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Posted by on November 20, 2010 in Dubai Friends

 

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Takutan 1: Local Invasion

While I was helping Ronald with the cooking yesterday afternoon, Sheery and Marish ran in the kitchen whispering, “Huy! May nakapasok na Arabo sa bahay!” the ladies said nervously.
“Huh?” Ronald and I asked. Ronald sneaked a peek but saw no one.
“Nasa salas na s’ya,” Marish said nervously.
“Ako na,” I told Ronald, “May hawak kang kutsilyo baka magulat ka…”
I was kinda shaky also because I’ve heard stories of some locals invading private flats here in UAE. I took a deep breathe and faced my fear.
I walked slowly to the living room and saw the Arab guy (facing away), I asked him, “Excuse me!?”
He slowly turned and answered, “Yes!” then I saw Jade grinning.
I cursed him, “P!@#$!! Pak!”

Everybody was laughing hard! I was Bazinga‘d!

“Gusto n’yo pala ng ganun ha!?” I told them, “Sige! Takutan pala ha?”

 
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Posted by on September 21, 2010 in Dubai Friends

 

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Lukso ng Dugo Experiment

While watching Grazilda, Joel Torre’s character met his daughter after 20 years but didn’t recognize her.

Sheery asked, “Ay! Walang lukso ng dugo? Wala bang ganun!?” she wondered, “‘Di ba may ganun, Orlee?”
“Sige try mo sa anak mo. Itago mo s’ya ng 20 years tapos i-meet mo na lang s’ya after. Tignan natin kung meron ngang ganun.”

Sheery and Baby Noah

 
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Posted by on September 17, 2010 in Dubai Friends

 

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