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My Hometown’s Produce

“Krithi,” I asked my colleague, “What fruit does not grow in India?”
“We grow everything, mangoes, apples, grapes, kiwi… all kinds of fruits.”
“Really?” I asked, “That’s nice.”
“My hometown is famous for pepper and apples.” She lives in Kanata part of India.
“Me? My hometown is famous for illegal drugs and killing people (salvaging),” I proudly answered.
“Seriously!?”
“We also have prostitution.”
“Mommy!!!” she screamed covering her ears.

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Proud Caviteño.

 

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Provincial Tour

Our new half-Syrian / half-Filipino friend, Yousef, grew up til his 1st Grade in the Philippines. He does not know any place in our home country so everyone suggested,
“Oh kami na bahala sa Quezon City tour mo,” Ronald and Ness suggested.
“Kami na sa Manila side,” Rollie and Mitch suggested.
“Pag mga provinces, si Orlee ang magtu-tour sayo, sa south sya nakatira sa Cavite,” they all commented.

“TALAGANG PAG PROBINSYA AKO? MAGTU-TOUR?”

 
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Posted by on June 23, 2013 in Uncategorized

 

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Tweet of the Week: Unfollow the Cavite Governor

When the governor of Cavite twitted that the suspension of classes will resume on 10 August, after the dreaded Habagat disaster of 2012, she has thought of the best solution to prolong her holiday…

 

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