Category Archives: Observant
While driving through Aguinaldo Highway, Karol told me, “Bakit ang dilim!?”
“Hay naku! Sanay na ata ako mag-drive sa ganito kadilim na kalsada,” I answered.
“Earth Hour ba?” she asked.
“Hindi lang Earth Hour, Earth Week pa ata dito.”
With props and all…
And another one…
“Anong ginagawa mong ngiti sa 2nd picture?” Asked Joy.
“Sabi kasi ng kapatid ko, payat daw pag may panga eh, kaya pinapalabas ko,” I answered.
Joy and Arlyn then tried smiling while showing the jawline.
The photo with the jaw.
Nanay received a text claiming that she won Php 750,000 just reply to the sender that she has brought 5 Php 300 Prepaid loads.
Being the believer in luck that she is, Nanay bought the prepaid card and sent the load to this “Atty Ulupong”.
After sending 1 out of the 5 cards, she has received a reply, “Very good. Yung apat na lang po.”
Nanay asked Evelyn, our help, “Ano tayo tanga?”
“Sige ate,” Evelyn answered, “Akong bahala.” Then Evelyn sent the 2nd card but with jumbled numbers.
Atty. “Ulupong” called and asked, “Bakit po hindi gumagana?”
Then the bitch fest started, “Ano kami tanga?” “Attorney po ako, di po kayo naniniwala?”, etc.
This went on, and nanay held it, until the first Php 300 was used.
“Ayun! Yung sinend namin sa kanya naubos din nya.” *Snap
I don’t know what wind struck me today but I suddenly had an urge to download 90s music. Alanis Morisette, Aerosmith, Larusso, Pizzicato Five, etc.
When it was time to download Hanson’s famous 90s song, Marish, who was in my immediate area (within the first four beats of the song), said, “Shuhada! Mmmbop?”
“Alam!?” I screamed, “Alam na kung sino ang favorite ang Mmmbop.”
Jade, her husband, immediately came out from the kitchen and started singing the lyrics perfectly. After the song he said, “Favorite ko ‘yan.”
“Hindi naman halata!” I told him.