13 Stations of the Cross

“Tara visita iglesia tayo?” Asked Ronald.

“Meron ba kayong guide dun sa 36 stations of the cross?” I kiddingly told them.

“36 ba?” Asked Ate Weng, “di ba 12?”

“13!” Screamed Atong.

“Alam ko 12 lang,” replied Ate Weng.

I tried to convince ate Weng, “13 na ate. Dinagdagan ni Duterte last year.”