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Doomsday Fail

My family is so accepting of doomsday.

My eldest sister in Japan on the phone talking to my mom in the Philippines, “Nay, kamusta dyan (sa Pinas)? Wala pa bang namamatay?”

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Posted by on December 25, 2012 in Uncategorized

 

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Pasko 2012: PLDT Commercial

I posted this on facebook as a joke today…

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A few minutes later, my sister called from the Philppines, “Kuya!”
“Bakit ka tumawag? Magpapaiyak ka lang?” I told her.
“Wala namiss lang kita! Andami kasing food naalala kita,” she sounded sincere.
“Bwisit ka!” I screamed at her, feeling homesick.
“Hahahaha! O eto si Miguel,” she told me while passing the phone to Miggy, “Tito! Lasss Kwismasss, I gave you my heart but the very next day you gave it away dis year to save me from tears I gave it to someone special.”
“Ang galing!” I told Miguel.

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Life imitating art.

 
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Posted by on December 25, 2012 in It's All Relative

 

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Walking Dead for Nanay 2

Tem sent me a BBM today…

Si Nanay sinermonan si Sam kaninang umaga, “Samantha, bakit di mo dina-download yung Walking Dead ko? Ang tagal nang sinasabi sa’yo eh!”

The Walking Dead - Season 3 - Poster Art - Frank Ockenfels/AMC

 

Nay, season break po ang Walking Dead…

 
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Posted by on December 13, 2012 in It's All Relative, TV Stuff

 

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War Horse – Dark Horse – Black Horse

MV5BMTU5MjgyNDY2NV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNjExNDc1Nw@@._V1._SY317_“Yung kabayo pang saka!” I exclaimed while watching the finale of The Amazing Race season 21.
Ronald answered with a, “Eh di ba nga sa Black Horse ganun din.”
“Black Horse?” Ness asked, “Dark Horse!”
“WAR HORSE!” I told them. “Black Horse – Dark Horse pa kayo ah.”

 
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Posted by on December 12, 2012 in Dubai Friends, Movie Buff, TV Stuff

 

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Makukutkot

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Roy was hungry, “Meron ka bang makukutkot?” he asked me.
“Balakubak. Scab ng sugat,” I answered.
“Yak! Kadiri ka bro.”
“Kukot kasi hindi kutkot.”

 
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Posted by on December 12, 2012 in Work Anecdotes

 

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We Are Young, Tem

When this song was just recently released, Tem, my sister was trying to sing along. Unfortunately for her, she did not know the song until the chorus hits. So I kidded with her by hitting pause just before the chorus.

The music played only on this part:

Fun Ft. Janelle Monae - We Are Young Lyrics“Give me a second, I
I need to get my story straight
My friends are in the bathroom
Getting higher than the Empire State
My lover she is waiting for me
Just across the bar,
My seat’s been taken by some sunglasses
Asking ’bout a scar
I know I gave it to you months ago
I know you’re trying to forget
But between the drinks and subtle things
And the holes in my apologies
You know I’m trying hard to take it back
So if by the time the bar closes
And you feel like falling down
I’ll carry you home…” PAUSED!

You know the feeling that you’re about to sing the only part that you know and then your brother just paused it.
“Napaka-dimonyo mo talaga!” she screamed.

 

 
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Posted by on December 9, 2012 in It's All Relative

 

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The Walking Dead for Tem

***Spoiler Alert! If you haven’t seen The Walking Dead Season 3 Episode 8 you’ve been warned.

The Walking Dead - Season 3 - Poster Art - Frank Ockenfels/AMC

“Kuya! Ayokong mamatay si Daryl!” My sister BBM’d me, “Saan ako pwedeng mag-message sa mga producer para malaman nila?”
“Napaka-importante ng opinion mo sa mga producer ng The Walking Dead.”

 
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Posted by on December 5, 2012 in It's All Relative, TV Stuff

 

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