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Tiktik Chronicles: Tem’s Story

“Wala namang nag-aaswang sayo ngayon,” I asked my very pregnant sister.
“Ay! Kuya! Kagabi nga nanood ako ng tiktik na parang dokyu. Di ako nakatulog.”
“Ayan! Kasi nuod ng nuod ng horror.”
“Tapos kagabi pagpikit ko, may narinig akong sumigaw na parang kinakatay! Pag dilat ko, nawala. Natakot talaga ako,” she told me, “Pagpikit ko ulit, meron nanamang sumigaw! Tumayo na talaga ako.”
“Ano yun?” I asked.
“Yung mga kapitbahay lang pala! Nagsasaksakan. Akala ko naman kung ano na.”

 
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Posted by on September 5, 2012 in It's All Relative

 

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Catbert on the Prawl

Catbert did it again.

“Orlee, do you know how to delete all the contacts in my iPhone? I accidentally added all the old contacts from another app.”
“I don’t know how,” I answered.
“Useless,” she told me sarcastically, “Oh, the new girl has an iPhone maybe she knows.”
“Maybe. Ask her.”

She approached the new girl and I heard her say, “Do you know how delete all the contacts from your iPhone?”
New girl answered, “Let me see.”
“Delete all your contacts and show me.”

CATBERT on the lose!

 
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Posted by on September 5, 2012 in Work Anecdotes

 

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Lilly’s Godfather

Lilly likes me to reminder her that I am indeed her godfather.

 
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Posted by on September 5, 2012 in Uncategorized

 

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