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Miggy’s Language

Sam and I dressed up as a midget puppet and showed Miggy.
Miggy smiled and said, “Oh shit!”

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Paula as a Girlfriend

Chico, Paula’s boyfriend, picked her up yesterday.
While waiting for Paula to come down, Ate Mimi and I were able to interview the young lad.

Ate Mimi: Kamusta?
Chico: Mabuti po.
Me: Kamusta namang girlfriend si Paula?
Chico: (smiled) Ok naman po.
Ate Mimi: Hindi ba sya maarte?
Me: Hindi ba sya clingy? Demanding? Self conscious? Hindi tinatanong kung mataba na sya?
Chico: Ok lang naman po.
Paula (we didn’t realize she entered): Anong ginagawa nyo!?

Chico and Paula

 
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Payabangan: Land of Milk and Honey

“Siguro ang yaman-yaman mo na,” Ate Richie told Ate Mimi.
“Oo mayaman na yan!” I answered for her, “Sa abroad kasi pinupulot lang ang pera.”
“Sa amin nga sa Amerika, kapag labas ko ng bahay nauuntog ako sa bundok-bundok na pera,” Ate Richie sarcastically answered.
“Sa Japan, talagang umuulan ng pera. Pagbukas mo ng pinto andun na yung pera sa labas.”
“Sa Dubai nga ang ulan imbes na tubig, gasolina eh. Pag-nag-fa-flush kami gasolina lang ang fina-flush namin. Andaming pera sa ibang bansa.”
“Eh ako nga pag nag-c-CR ang tissue ko dollars.”
“Wallpaper namin pera.”

 

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Oy! Brownout Po

At Elizabeth Seaton, while inquiring for the Kindergarten entrance exam, the lights went off so Miggy told the Admin Officer, “Oy! Brownout… po!”
Everybody laughed.

At least nag-“po”. 

 
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Tito Orlee: Cry Baby

“Ayoko talaga umiyak this time,” I told Karol.
“Bakit ka ba kasi umiiyak?” She asked.
“Eh kasi naman malungkot talaga pag may pamangking maliit,” I told her, “Last year nga, may kaibigan din akong kasabay, si Bing, kasama ko sa Dubai, may anak yun. Katabi ko sa eroplano pabalik ng Dubai. Sabi nya sa akin, ‘Bakit ka umiiyak?’ Sabi ko lang, ‘Mahal ko kasi mga pamangkin ko’, sabi nya, ‘Hindi ko ba mahal anak ko!?'”
“Mas naiyak ka pa!?” Karol asked.
“Sa eroplano nga pa Hong Kong, nag-se-senyas yung mga flight attendant ng safety features ng eroplano, bigla na lang tumulo ang luha ko, sabi ni Bing, ‘Ano nakakaiyak sa Chinese Instructions?'”

Pamangkin Rangers

 
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The Girl Steven Seagal

Watching the new Steven Seagal movie, Aki uttered, “Lagi na lang naka-pony yang babaeng yan,” in the middle of a battle scene.
“Lalaki yan!”

 
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Earth Week

While driving through Aguinaldo Highway, Karol told me, “Bakit ang dilim!?”
“Hay naku! Sanay na ata ako mag-drive sa ganito kadilim na kalsada,” I answered.
“Earth Hour ba?” she asked.
“Hindi lang Earth Hour, Earth Week pa ata dito.”

 
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