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Nanay’s Sophia

When Nanay heard about a friend of a friend requesting to be called Sophia (So-feeeeee-ya), she spoke under her breathe, “Sofeeeeya sofeeeeya pa s’ya – Sopya lang naman pangalan n’ya.”

SOP-YA (sounds like Hopia to me)

Happy Mother’s Day

 
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Posted by on May 7, 2011 in It's All Relative

 

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Leprechaun

When Ronald saw the cute Leprachaun keychain from Ireland, he asked, “Ano ‘yan?”
“Leprachaun,” I answered.
I saw his reaction, he was scared of horrific things hanging in our room, so I immediately screamed, “Swerte ‘yan sa Irish folklore! Hindi yan yung iniisip mong pelikula.”

He immediately thought of an alibi, “Hindi… Kasi hindi naman tayo gumagawa ng sapatos, di ba?”

 
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Posted by on May 7, 2011 in Dubai Friends

 

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Kiel and His Studies

“Mahal ng tuition ni Kiel,” Jane, my college friend and co-Dubai mate, complained.
“Huwag mo nang pag-aralin. Para walang gastos,” I told her.
“Gago! Gusto ko nga makatapos na sya eh.”
“Oo nga para makauwi ka na. Saglit na lang ‘di ba?”
“Oo. 15 years na lang,” she answered.
“Oh! One and a half decade na lang pala.”

 
 

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