Nanay’s Lovely Words: A Reintroduction

I suddenly uttered, “Put!#$#@!” when I realized that the kids (nieces) were in the immediate area so I apologized to them, “Ay! Sorry kids, napamura si Tito.”
“Ok lang, Tito,” They answered, “Sanay na kami kay Lola.”

Then I remembered this post from 3 years ago:

During breakfast, Tatay told Nanay, “Mura ka ng mura. Kung nakamamatay ang mura mo wala ka nang mga apo.”
“Ulila na rin si Don Miguel,” I told them.
Nanay then added, “Wala na ring pulubi sa lansangan. Mga put%$#@!”

 

Heart Look-A-Like

After Paula‘s modeling stint for Milo, Evelyn told us, “Na-compare nga s’ya lagi kay Heart eh.”
“Kamukha n’ya naman kasi talaga si Heart,” Ate Mimi replied.
“Dun na s’ya makikilala, lagi s’yang i-ko-compare ke Heart,” Evelyn replied.
“Meron naman talagang ganun: si Ate Gay kay Nora, si Hubes kay Hubert Webb, si Inday Garutay kay Inday Badiday… Teka parang puro komedyante ‘yun.”