Daily Archives: March 26, 2011
Coming back home, I get to taste a jejemonic text, first hand from Aileen:
Orlee: San ka? Papunta kami senyo.
Aileen: Galing me poea eh. Pauwi pa lang me. D2 me metro… Txt kita pag bahay na me.
Orlee: What time u uuwi? Tagaytay pa us. Balik us sa inyo later.
When I realized that my choir in Dubai will be serving during the Tagalog Mass in St. Mary’s, I uttered, “Ay! May Tagalog mass nga pala ngayon!”
Bing heard this, as we were together to get my drivers license in Tagaytay, and asked, “Saan?”
Sarcastically, I answered, “Sa lahat ng simbahan dito sa Pilipinas.”
Lola asked, “San ka pupunta?”
I acted as if I’m driving and screamed, “Lisensya!” We need to scream at her ear as her hearing is quite weak.
“Tanza?” she asked. She heard Tanza (Cavite) out of the word Lisensya.
“Tagaytay!” I answered.
“Ehersisyo?” she assumed I will be doing some exercise, since I was acting as if I’m driving.
“Opo!” I just said yes just to finish the conversation.
“Bakit? Bagay naman sa’yo ang mataba.”