Balikbayan ni Kabayan

“Ipapadala ko na tong mga damit na ‘to sa nanay ko, kasi di ko na ginagamit,” Ronald told me while putting old things on his balikbayan box.
“Patingin?”
After looking at his stash, I  found an office dress shirt –my office dress shirt, “Ano ‘to?”
“Di ko na ‘yan sinusuot.”
“Di mo talaga sinusuot kasi akin ‘to!”
“Akala ko akin na matagal ko nang ‘di ginagamit!”
“Magnanakaw!”