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2010 Funny Facebook Status

Just summarized my facebook stats for 2010 but learned that there are more funny questions / situations than real ones. So I’ve decided to do it here. My funny 2010 facebook status:

  • ay natatakot kumanta ng ‘My Way’.
  • ay naniniwala sa kasabihang ‘Everyday is a blessing… moving around it are the planets.”
  • “Huwag mong sabihing sinabi ko sa’yo” – linya ng mga tsismosa.
  • “Nakaaasar pumunta sa Network Printer na malayo at malalaman mong ‘di mo pala napindot ang “PRINT” sa computer mo.
  • ay nangangarap maging OF (walang W). Pwede ba yun?
  • ay na-mi-miss na maging mayaman. Pa-Starbucks-Starbucks lang. Definition na ba ng mayaman ‘yun?
  • Ang kasabihang KULOT SALOT ay ‘di totoo.
  • Uso pa ba yung joke na kapag pareho kayo ng suot eh sasabog kayo?
  • Kung ang tagalog ng Nurse ay Nars. Ang tagalog ba ng Purse ay Pars? Ano laman ng pars mo?
  • ay pangarap maging goons. Leather jacket plus sunglasses.
  • Wala bang batas na nagpoprotekta sa mga nerd?
  • is Chairman of the Bored.
  • Parang isang malaking Chinatown ang Macau at Hong Kong.
  • Gagana ba ang kulam internationally?
  • Left my phone at home. Pretended I’m stuck in the 90s.
  • Gusto ko talaga ang amoy ng Drakkar. Jologs na ba kapag gusto mo pa rin yung amoy na yun? Ka-level na ba ‘yun ng Jovan at Poison?
  • “Hoy! Wag kayo dito! Dun kayo mag-ingay sa bakuran n’yo!” – Grumpy Old Orlee
  • Ang tamad ay galit sa kapwa tamad.
  • “Nakakapagod maging selfish.” – Gahamang teammate sa badminton
  • Sosyal ba kung Nutella ang ilagay sa Kare-kare?
  • ULOL – Ultimate Laugh Out Loud
  • My lola on every apo: Uy! Sasayaw ang bata! Arimunding munding … Arimunding
  • Paano ba maging friend ni David Foster?
  • Ayoko ng Zombies na tumatakbo
  • New study says stress not related to gaining weight. Sino na ang sisisihin ko ngayon?
  • Ang baba ko ay nag-ma-mitosis.

 
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Posted by on December 21, 2010 in Lists, Observant

 

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Glimpse

I’ve sent a blackberry message to Z on the day of her wedding:

Pag binasa mo ‘to talagang adik ka sa blackberry.

And what did you know, I received this message:

Glimpse 🙂

 
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Posted by on December 21, 2010 in Dubai Friends

 

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The Top Ten Tourism Slogans For The Philippines (Or A Province, Or A City) (via Strange Fruit)

No time of the year makes one feel more homesick than these few days before Christmas.
Home is where the heart is… also where funny slogans happen.

Wish we really have these as slogans.

The Top Ten Tourism Slogans For The Philippines (Or A Province, Or A City) A new bog year, a new Top Ten logo.  If you're wondering why I jumped to a Top Ten we just did, when I should be posting 2009 Top Tens, a glitch on my laptop erased all the entries that I was supposed to email myself.  So to cut a long story short, I lost all the entries.  So I thought, I'd post whatever I have in my notebook.  Better post it now since I don't have a digital copy of it in my email.  After this, I go back to the chronology I was f … Read More

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Posted by on December 21, 2010 in Uncategorized

 

Harry Potter in Japan

“Choy, manonood kami ng Hori Potter ni ate Pam at ni Aki sa 25. Yun ang Christmas celebration namin,” ate Mimi told me.
“Hori? Ate, Harry ‘yun. Harry Potter,” I told her.
“Harry ba? Hori kasi ‘yun dito (sa Japan)! Hori Potter.”

 
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Posted by on December 21, 2010 in It's All Relative

 

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