My teammate was always late coming to the office. He arrives 8:30 whereas he should come at 8:00 exact. My boss noticed and told him, “This is the last time I’m telling you to come early.”
The next day, after so much effort, he came in at 8:00 AM.
After a few minutes, the boss called, “I’m not coming in today.”
I laughed so hard and my teammate asked, “Why are you laughing?”
“You should always come early, if you don’t want the boss to be here. He’s not coming.”