Daily Archives: December 18, 2010

8:30 not 8:00

My teammate was always late coming to the office. He arrives 8:30 whereas he should come at 8:00 exact.  My boss noticed and told him, “This is the last time I’m telling you to come early.”

The next day, after so much effort, he came in at 8:00 AM.
After a few minutes, the boss called, “I’m not coming in today.”

I laughed so hard and my teammate asked, “Why are you laughing?”
“You should always come early, if you don’t want the boss to be here. He’s not coming.”

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Posted by on December 18, 2010 in Work Anecdotes


Guns N’ Roses 101

Since I’m new to the heavy metal scene, I asked Patrick what to wear on our Guns N’ Roses concert.

Kailangan ba black t-shirt na may bungo?


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Posted by on December 18, 2010 in Dubai Friends


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Kathy the Late

Kathy wasn’t able to attend mass yesterday morning. During practice we asked, “Bakit di ka naka-simba?”
“Sorry ha? Di kasi ako nakatulog,” she answered.
So we wondered, why was she late, “Bakit ka na-late?”
“Di ako nagising sa alarm.”


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Posted by on December 18, 2010 in Choirboy