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Baldedara Family Photo

My female cousins and aunties ganged up on one suitor of a female cousin.
One line uttered was, “Nakikita mo ‘yang picture na ‘yan!?” pointing at this portrait on the wall, “Kulang pa ‘yan! Subukan mong mag-loko at talagang ‘di ka na makakatungtong sa Imus!”

The Big Picture

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Pizza: Now and Then

Now – Tem in Philippines, Nanay in USA…
Kids: Tita Tem, bili tayo ng pizza?
Tem: Ok!
Kids: Yehey!

Before – Tem in Dubai, Nanay in Philippines…
Kids: Lola, bili tayo ng pizza?
Lola: Put@#$%! Manahimik kayo d’yan! Wala tayong pera!

 
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Span of Time

“Grabe, Orlee, ‘di n’ya alam ang phrase na Span of Time!” complained Bing. Her colleague doesn’t know the term.
Ronald reacted, “Yun lang ‘di n’ya alam?”
I then asked him, “Sige nga! Ikaw nga! Ano ibig sabihin ng Span of Time?”
“Pahabain ang oras!” He answered proudly.
“Bet! Hindi EXPAND OF TIME! Span of time!”

 
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Posted by on August 4, 2010 in Dubai Friends

 

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