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With a Twist

Mico told us, “Meron akong officemate na umabsent tapos nag-text sa boss namin, tawa ng tawa si sir, kaya pinakita n’ya sa amin ang text: Sir, I cannot go to the office today. I have fever with a twist of salmonella.”
“Talagang with a twist?” we asked him.
“Simula nuon laging WITH A TWIST na ang tawag namin sa kanya.”

The Twist

 
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Water to Juice

Since Me-an was anticipating our arrival at her place in Macau, she filled her fridge with the following liquids:

Half Gallon of Water

Juice in Tetra Packs

When Mico and Annie arrived in Me-An’s flat in Macau, she offered them, “Guys, ano? Juice o Tubig?” They were so tired from their 3 hours flight so Me-an wanted to quench their thirsts. (I was a day early in Macau)

Annie answered, “Juice ako.”
Since she offered, I also answered, “Juice din ako.”
When Me-an was about to go to the fridge, Mico answered, “Ako tubig.”
She told Mico, “Tubig ka? Ikaw na kumuha,” because it was heavy.
Since he was so tired, he immediately changed his answer, “Ay Juice pala ako! Juice! Juice ako!”

 
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