Back when we were younger. Tem and I, when answering the phone during our away kapatid, would back bite each other.
When a suitor called up for Tem, “Good afternoon po. Pwede po kay Roxane?”
“Ah kay Tem. Naku! Tumatae s’ya. Tumawag ka na lang ulit,” I would answer.
After she recovers from her successful “bowel movement” and return call her suitor, I would hear her from the other side of the house screaming, “KUUUYYYAAAAA!!!!!”