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The Witch Doctor Is In

I dialled Cavite this morning, “Nay, kamusta kayo? Wala naman kayong nararamdaman?”
“Naku nitong mga nakaraan araw eh masakit ang mata ko,” she answered, “Kaya nga kanina galing kaming albularyo.”
“Taga-saan tong albularyo namang to?”
“Kakilala ng labandera natin.”
“Anong ginawa sa inyo?”
“May pinainom lang sa akin na parang isang basong tubig. Pero may lasa eh. Nakita ko pinatakan n’ya ng cologne eh.”
“Cologne? Anong lasa?”
“Eh di mapakla!” Nanay complained, “Eto nga kumakain ako ng ubas para mawala ang lasa sa dila ko eh.”
“Nanay ko! Pambihira! Cologne pa rin yun! Bakit n’yo ininom?”
“Eh, anak, nabasa ko nga eh: For External Use Only.”
“Eh ano na ang mata n’yo?”
“Ok na. Di na masakit.”
“Eh lunurin n’yo na lang ng prutas ang panlasa n’yo,” I suggested.

 
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Posted by on August 29, 2009 in It's All Relative

 

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Fitting

A perfect Dubai faucet:

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Two hot water switches.

 
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Posted by on August 29, 2009 in Desert Tales, Observant

 

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I’ll Be Over You

When I pee on public urinals, I sometimes sing, “I’ll Be Over You” for a reason I dunno why.
Last week, I just realized the very reason why: the maker of those public urinals is Toto.

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Posted by on August 29, 2009 in Observant

 

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Lend-me-a-Facebook

Julius doesn’t have a facebook account, so he uses his wife’s facebook account to view friends and play games.
We always tell him, “Mag-gawa ka na kasi ng facebook account mo!”
He would always answer, “Games lang naman ang gusto ko dun,” name it he plays it: Poker, Fish tank, Farmtown and everything else.
Ann, his wife, shares, “Yung mga officemate ko tuloy iniisip wala raw akong inaatupag kundi games, kasi lagi akong may games. Di pa n’ya [Jules] ini-iskip ang result.”

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Posted by on August 29, 2009 in Uncategorized

 

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Quitters are Winners

MJ, a chain smoker, asked me, “Orlee, ganda na ba ng katawan ko?” He goes to the gym everyday.
“Ayus na rin,” I answered, “Kaya lang maitim ang lungs mo.”

 
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Posted by on August 29, 2009 in Dubai Friends

 

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