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BP Task

BP“Aha! Mabaho pala officemate mo ha?” Bhie asked.
“Oo naman. Hinihingahan nga ako, ‘di ba?”
“Eh san ka pa sa akin? Nurse ako so wala akong choice kapag kailangan kong i-BP ang mga pasyente. At! Kailangang iaangat ang sleeves hanggang kili-kili.”
“Yuck!” I exclaimed.
“Yuck talaga, para silang may nag pasabog ng air pollutant ang amoy.”

 

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Sigh

I told Zinnia, “Sa sobrang baho ng hininga n’ya, ayoko s’ya bigyan ng problema.”
“Bakit?” she asked.
“Napapabuntong hininga s’ya sa harap ko eh.”

 
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Posted by on July 2, 2009 in Work Anecdotes

 

Delicate Guess Bags

Denim BagAte Richie used to have one of those big denim Guess bags. Since she knows that most girls use it as a status symbol (heck it’s Guess), she decided to just make it an underwear bag. She doesn’t want to be a commoner. So she just use it to put her delicates.
One time during her highschool years, Tem saw one schoolmate using that same bag as an everyday… well… bag. She immediately reported it to ate Richie, “Ate, may nakita akong kapareho nung lalagyanan mo ng panty.”
Ate Richie suddenly felt boastful and said, “Sabihin mo sa schoolmate mo, ‘Sa bahay namin, lagayan lang ng panti yang bag mo’.”

 

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Monday

Talking about my arrival, my X confessed, “X, first time kong winish sa buhay ko na sana Monday na.”

 
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