It’s an old game, you add surnames to known one-named personalities.
I kiddingly asked my tropa, on our plane ride to Boracay a year and a half ago, “Ano apelyido ni Ne-Yo?”
They didn’t know yet that I was kidding so they all silenced and thought, “Eh wala naman s’yang apelyido eh!”
“Meron! Aspilet!” I answered.
“Nay! Hindi naman eh, Colors!”