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Weird Nieces

“Weird ng mga pamangkin mo ano?” A friend once told me, “Well, kanino pa ba sila magmamana?”

Come to think of it, they are right:

This is the latest installment on my nieces’ weirdness… and I love them for being weird like their uncle.

 
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Posted by on April 15, 2012 in It's All Relative

 

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My Glee Story

“Tito, paano ka ba naging choir?” Sam, my 2nd year high school niece, asked.
Instead of telling her the boring story of how I auditioned in the Imus Institute Pitch Choir during my 2nd year in HS (roughly the same age as she is), I told another story.
“Kumakanta ako nun sa shower ng ‘I Can’t Fight this Feeling Anymore’ nang biglang narinig pala ng choir conductor namin na marunong pala ako kumanta. Kakatapos lang ng laro namin ng football nun. Tapos sabi n’ya kung gusto ko ba raw sumali?” I told Sam.
She started laughing.
“Tapos nagalit nga yung bestfriend ko sa football kasi daw di dapat kami sumali sa choir. Nilagay nga nila yung ka-choir kong pilay sa CR tapos inalog-alog.”
“Tito!” she screamed, “Napanood ko yan! Buti na lang napanood ko yung season 1 ng Glee!”

 

 
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Posted by on March 29, 2012 in It's All Relative, TV Stuff

 

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The Celebrity and The Fan

Paula, Sam and I were playing around with the new SLR camera Paula received for her high school graduation. We started playing, “The celebrity and the Fan.”

Can you guess who is the celebrity and who is the fan in the following pictures?

Round 1: Paula and I

Round 2: Paula and I

Round 3: Sam and I

Round 4: Sam and I

Round 5: Sam and Paula

Round 6: Sam and Paula

I know. Weird kids, right?

 
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Posted by on March 21, 2012 in It's All Relative

 

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It’s More Fun in the Philippines: Babysitting

We went to Pagsanjan today. Ponette asked me, “Tito, bakit tayong dalawa ang magkasama sa bangka?”
“Ayoko kasi kasama ang mga dalaga (referring to Sam and Paula). Kasi mga dalaga at graduating ang laging kinukuha ng mga diwata ng ilog,” I told her.

 
 

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My Junior Masterchefs

I am such a fan of the cooking of the show that I tweeted…

Then Sam replied…

 
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Posted by on October 1, 2011 in It's All Relative, TV Stuff

 

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What We Do on Weekends

I dunno why but when my nieces feel like doing what they wanna do, they just do it.

Last week, when Tem and I were chatting with our sister, Ate Mimi via Skype, our nieces interrupted and showed us their faces:

They were doing some weird make up stuff. Dunno how high school girls are these days. Maybe it’s normal. I dunno. I hope it is.

Yesterday, Paula sent me the link below entitled “What We Do on Weekends”. The adult in the video is my sister.

 

I. Laughed. My. Ass. Off.

 
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Posted by on June 25, 2011 in It's All Relative

 

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Samantha Clara 2

Found this on my twitter timeline:

I thought she was crying because of her mom flying back to Japan sometime soon so I asked her…

She then answered…

Me…

She then replied with a “heartful” laughter…

I thought she was crying over her mom departing. She was crying as her favorite villain went to jail.

Heartless Reinstated.

 
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Posted by on June 1, 2011 in It's All Relative

 

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Miguel’s Basket

Tem, Sam and Miguel were in Robinson’s Imus Department Store when they lost the little boy and found him with a basket full of clothes.
“Ang gaganda ng dress, Tita Tem,” Sam exclaimed.
“Oo nga. Ang galing naman ni Miguel pumili ng basket,” Tem answered while trying on the clothes over they are wearing.

They were interrupted by a scream, “Hoy! Akin ‘yan!”
All three looked at  a woman breathing heavily, “Hinahabol ko ‘yung bata, inagaw ‘yung basket ko,” referring to Miguel.
“Ay sorry po,” Tem embarrassedly  answered while taking off the dress. Tem thought the basket was abandoned, apparently Miggy stole the basket from the woman.

 
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Posted by on May 22, 2011 in It's All Relative

 

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Gateway First Timers

When we went to Gateway Mall (for the very first time in our lives), I told my nieces, “Oh, huwag n’yo pahahalatang mga probinsyano tayo ha?”
They looked up at me and said, “Bakit, Tito? Halata ba?”
I laughed. They are so gullible.

 
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Posted by on May 19, 2011 in It's All Relative

 

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Teeth Names

I asked Sam, “Alam mo pa ba ‘yung mga pangalan ng ngipin? — Bicuspids, incisors, canine? Ha?”
“Di na, Tito,” Sam answered.
“Ako ang alam ko na lang ‘yung prawn eh,”  Ate Mimi interrupted.
” Prawn?”
“Prawn Teeth! Side Teeth,” she followed up.

 
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Posted by on April 4, 2011 in It's All Relative

 

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