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Happy Non Birthday Day
Last September, I wanted to keep away from people flooding my wall with birthday greetings because it’s being prompted on their Facebook accounts so I decided to move my birthday 6 months back, 11th March.
Stupid me, as I have forgotten to change this, so my wall is NOW flooded not only by mistaken birthday greetings but hate mails from my close friends.
Light bulb lit and here are the collection of the crazy comments I received.
From Mico:
From Jamie:
From Mayette:
I’m really sorry, my dear friends.
I decided that you can flood my wall on my real birthday. Please still greet me. *begging position
Paula’s Grad Pic
My niece posted her grad pic on her Facebook and was bombarded with comments.
“Pretty,” says one comment.
“Ganda,” says another.
My sister, Izumi’s mom, constantly comments, “Thanks,” “Thanks for liking guys,” and personally thanking those who liked.
“Ma? Ikaw si Izumi?” asked by Paula.
“Produkto n’ya,” I told my niece.
Show Us the Prize
“New Year’s Resolution ko talaga na hindi na ako mag pi-peace sign sa picture,” I told Ronald and Atong. Here was my declaration back in January…
I reminded them this because while we were browsing thru old Facebook photos, we have noticed that both of them love to do the same thing, not the peace sign but the hands up in the air pose.
It’s as if they are showing the prizes of a gameshow. Whenever a picture of the “hands in the air” pose appear we would scream the prize in the background.
Imagine this voice in the background: “Atong and Ronald, can you show us the prizes for this category…”
“Universal Studios!”
“A Water Fountain!”
“An Arabian Tower!”
“Your Own Hallway!”
“And for the Grand Prize: Wind Mills!”
When they both realized their perpetual position, Ronald suggested, “New Year’s Resolution na nga rin natin ‘yan. Wag na tayo magtataas ng kamay.”
Poking Poker
A Friend: May nag-po-poke sa akin sa Facebook.
Another: Ibig sabihin nun, ini-invite ka n’ya maglaro ng Poker.
*FacePalm
