Winner

 Tem, my sister, received a text message from a Secretary of a Make Believe Organization stating that she won Php 750,000.00. She just needs to call a particular number.

I already knew that it was a scam so I told her, “Di yan totoo. Yan yung mga nanloloko sa TV.”

Nanay, disappointed to the reality that I just bore, said, “Hindi ok lang yan! Sige na Tem taawagan mo na. Magpaloko tayo.”

Tem acting to call the number said, “Pag nanalo kami, di kita babalatuhan!”