Utang Mo

***WARNING: OFFENSIVE LANGUAGE.

 

 

Aki wanted Jollibee for merienda, she asked her lola, “Lola, kain tayo sa Jollibee?”

Nanay quite pissed, lack of budget we suppose, answered, “Jollibee-hin mo mukha mo.”

Aki, being the defensive apo that she is answered, “Lola, hindi ka nakakatawa, ha?”

“Sabihin mo kasi sa mama mo magbayad ng utang n’ya,” answered nanay.

Aki answered, “Sinabi ko na nga ‘yun.”

Nanay replied, “Ganito sabihin mo: Mama, magbayad ka na raw ng utang mo.”

Aki, confused by the idea, said, “Lola, parang mura ‘yun? Utang mo? Parang Tangnamo.”

We laughed our asses off, hearing this from a 5 year old.