The Heart and Other Muscles

Tem received a text message in her celphone, “Kamusta?”

It was from an unknown sender so she replied, “Ok naman ako.”

She was playing along with the anonymous texter when the sender replied again, “May nararamdaman ka bang iba? May nagbago ba?”

She knew something was up! It could be an ex-girlfriend of Jon-jon (her husband) so she asked, “Ano bang problema? Sino ka ba?” she was getting pissed to this ex-girlfriends.

The sender asked, “Si Tim ba 2? Kamosta ang nanay mu? Si Lina 2!”

It was apparently nanay’s masseuse who was inquiring on nanay’s muscle conditions.