PGMA on Forbidden Question
This is how I imagined it:
Mo: Good morning to everyone, back on forbidden questions with madam president Gloria Macapagal Arroyo. Where are we?
Andy9: We’re at number 15.
Mojo Jojo: The president answered the gay senator, the lesbian congresswoman and the Cabinet members who had sex with their secretaries and Mike’s favorite position in bed.
PGMA: O may Gad! I feel like there will be a rally later in EDSA.
Mo: Don’t worry madam; we’ll be here for you. Ok! Number 16: What country has a ‘feeling close’ relation with the Philippines?
PGMA: My gudness, Mo, all of our ambassadors are listening right now.
Mo: Come on ma’am, this is an easy question.
PGMA: <Inhales hardly> Cuba. (The guys on the studio are now screaming!)
Mo: Oh man! No you did not just say Cuba. Whoa! Man! My goodness! Ok! Good answer mam! Good times! Good times. Next question?
Andy9: Number 16.
Mo: Which Nationality has the worst body odor?
PGMA: That’s a hard question.
Mo: You can tap out on this question.
Mojo Jojo: You can answer this madam president! Don’t fail the Filipino People.
PGMA: Ok! Uhm… BO Country? BO Country? Hmmm…
Mo: You’re still with PGMA on Forbidden Questions.
PGMA: Ok! This is a safe answer since they all smell alike and they are the country that I’m least close with… the people of Maldives. Hehe.
Mo: Really? Wow! Ok next question.
Andy9: Number 17.
Mo: If you could say these lines to a department, to whom will you say this? ‘Since your department is not really needed, we will dissolve this asap.’
PGMA: Oh! That’s easy. MTRCB. Dey keep on banning these really good movies. And La Guardia just wants to be sikat just like the artistas, no?
Mo: Ok next question at number 18…